Jessica Biel’s new movie ‘Powder Blue’, in which she plays an exotic dancer and does topless scenes, will reportedly not get a cinematic release. Image Entertainment announced it will send ‘Powder Blue’ direct-to-DVD and Blue Ray some time in early May.
This just has to be for the best. After all, the predominantly male fan base of this movie will undoubtedly be thrilled about this.
Most guys I know hate being dragged to the cinema and overpaying for greasy food that they could under-heat just as well at home. More importantly, it would be a lot less awkward to, um, perform acts of “self love” at home rather than in a cinema with 100 other people. “Self loving” in your Lazy Boy recliner, watching the one scene you give a hoot about has to be miles better than attempting to hear the uninteresting movie audio over the grunts of the other people “enjoying” the film.
Really. Good. Decision.
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WTF?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her boobies cannot save a crap film. Fact.
P.S. Confusing you, unmerciful, is always fun
This is too bad. Did they get their Jessicas mized up? Her last name is Biel, not Simpson! Or is this movie that bad? Can’t be any worse than that Zombie Stripper crap I watched last night…lol
I was surprised it was that much of a turd too… but it seems so
may just have to torture myself and watch it…lol
I have a feeling this movie is going to be great.
It’ll have boobs in it, so probably, yes.
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