Because they’re getting desperate and because they’re the only ones to feature this, People has defended its decision to leave Kris Humphries off his own wedding cover. The first thing I and others noticed was Kim Kardashian’s absent second husband. Lamar Odom was shoved to the back of his wedding cover for OK! but he was on the damn cover. Humphries was on the engagement cover but left off this cover. Because suddenly this wedding’s all about his wife. There was no attempt to plug the holes in this logic as Jen Garcia, an editor for People, told Access Hollywood Live, ‘It’s all about the bride. We sorted through thousands of pictures. It’s all about the bride. We wanted her. It’s her day, we wanted her on the cover.’ That’s their story after they paid too much and they’re sticking to it (OK! lost the bid and instead featured ‘Most Extreme Diets’ on this week’s cover). F**k the groom. It’s all about the bride. This is the porn star bride’s day to be an unforgivably vapid c**t left to drown in a pool of her own narcissism.