This is a picture of Javier Bardem, who’s doing his best to look suave as people stare at his wife’s breasts. He and Penelope Cruz did some kind of juggling act, followed by some lesser form of sword swallowing, in order to keep focus off the area Cruz was lucky enough to carry 90% of the weight gained during pregnancy (Natalie Portman did the same on the Oscar red carpet, for the same breasty reason). See below for, well, more pictures of Cruz’s stuff. Because, and I’m not kidding, this is it. I actually looked for sensible pictures, which showed her figure better, but my photo agency must be full of boob guys as there really were none.
Image credit to INF Daily.
