I am old enough and sensible enough to work out that the above title is a little inappropriate. I am also a person who happens to have been blessed with two working eyes and a little common sense. As such, I consider it my duty to be as crazy ass as possible, to really make the point about how efftarded the people behind the Hannah Montana marketing machine are.
So, the above appears to be a real product. The perfect gift for a Pedo Bear on a hot Summer’s day. The gift of a prostitot’s cherry. Like, well, lots of cherries. So he can be gross and illegal and pop her cherry over and over again – every time sessy face pictures of her get leaked, for example.
I’m semi-awake and un-medicated so my judgement may be a little off… is this product missing the mark or is it just me?
[...] Pedo Bear Gets to Pop Miley Cyrus’ Cherry – Amy Grindhouse [...]
WOW!
I can’t believe that Disney allowed it.
WOW!
So Pedo Bear approved – right. Ick.
there isnt any ‘mark’ that this could possibly be right for! how many semi intelligent adults looked at this and approved of it to get this far??? there simply cannot be that many reasonable people involved in the process that just arent paying attention, no way this just ’slipped thru’ without notice… wrong on so many levels its not even worth mentioning how incredibly ugly she is and how this is probably the ONLY time anyone will actually be interested in her cherry…. and not here fame….
I totally agree – I’ve worked in promotions/ marketing before and there are always a handful of people at each stage of a product’s development. There is just no way this snuck through. That never happens. I cannot fathom how they though this was appropriate. It was probably from the same think tank who thought Miley’s pole dancing at the Teen Choice Awards was a good idea. Sigh.
WTF?!? they’ve sunk to a ne low to force this horse mouthed chick down our throats, haven’t they?
It’s a pathetic product. Someone needs to be fired over this.
i heard she pushed Helen Mirren out of the way on some BBC show (can’t remember the name right now) the other day becuse the host wasn’t saying enough about her
Jonathan Ross…that’s his name
haha, i didn’t know disney had a garden
i’m going to disneyland next week (cousin works there so i get to go for free, yay!) while i’m there i’ll look for their garden. Maybe i’ll pick some fresh red cherries from a hannah montana tree! Or some Jessica Rabbit juicy ripe melons, va-va-voom!
Have a great time! I’d leave the cherries alone, unless you want to be locked up in Disney jail.
then i’d be locked in a jail cell with both tweedle-dee and tweedle-dum, what a nightmare!