Lindsay Lohan isn’t the only person who can crack tweet about nothing whatsoever. With Lohan in jail and unable to tweet anything at all, not even those automated sh**ty shills for products (her last tweet was on July 20, the day she went into jail), there’s a notable crack gap on Twitter that needs to be filled.
Being that people were having crack tweet withdrawals someone needed to step in to bridge the gap, pretty much until Lohan is out of jail and her stint in rehab is over (that starts one day later). Peaches Geldof has no job and no life, so she’s kindly agreed to quit being mercy-banged by Eli Roth to tweet nonsense until some time in late August/ early September. The tweet above is a catty comment the almost-socialite left about her personal dislike of the Salt movie. Like I said in the Angelina Jolie Twitter post, she’s packing. I’m saying nothing.
I would ask y’all to take her back, but I know y’all don’t want her either. Seriously, just die.
I love that people like her feel the need to diss ppl like Angelina, whose toenails are worth more than her entire being.
True. True. No one does.
I loved this “agreed to quit being mercy-banged by Eli Roth to tweet nonsense” How very true!!
You forgot to add: Between posing nude, f*ghagging and sleeping with strangers. LOL!
Indeed, I did. LOLs.
“Peaches Geldof has no job and no life, so she’s kindly agreed to quit being mercy-banged by Eli Roth to tweet nonsense.” LOL!
This was the best description of Ms.Geldof I have ever heard!! Love it.
Thanks.