Paris Tricked Us Into Thinking She’s Dumb

Paris Hilton is claiming that she has tricked all of her admiring fans into thinking that she is an EFFING idiot [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Hilton says that she is “a really strong person who’s been through a lot”.  And, by “strong” I assume she is talking about her vage muscles being strong enough to crush any peen that should cross her path. 

According to People, Hilton says she created her ‘dumb blonde’ character, for her first reality show, ‘The Simple Life’:

“For five seasons I was stuck doing this character,” she says. “It was kind of hard always having to play that character when it’s not who I am.”

She adds, “I just say jokes but they think I’m serious, which I think is funny, and I think I kind of play up the image sometimes because – whatever – it’s just entertainment.”

ED’S NOTE – I have to be honest and throw my hands up. Even though Parasite Hilton is a pair of nips on legs and the most interesting thing about her is a half-decade old sex-tape and EVEN IF she has an IQ of like 17, she is not the dumb one in this equation… I admit that I am the efftard for writing about Parasite and her decrepit Valtrex resistant vagina. I keep writing about her cos she fills up space on slow news days and she has enough panty creaming fans around to make it worth my time. I cry myself to sleep at night every time I write about this woman. I also die a little inside. But, I shall KEEP writing about her. Yes. Indeed I shall. That makes ME the idiot!!!

Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com. Image credit to Splash News. Story courtesy of People.