I thought this needed to have a slightly skewiff title, just to make a point. The point being that it’s Paris Hilton’s birthday today Wednesday February 17, 2010. The reality star is 29-years-old. As such, this is probably the last year she can legally get away with using the baby voice or acting like an overgrown child.
Happy birthday to the repugnant pile of sentient STDs known as Paris Hilton.

Well I’m sure she believes that life ends at 30, so she’s just trying to fit everything in and enjoy her last moments with us. She’s in for a rude awakening when she turns 30 and wakes up later that week…and frankly, so are we.
Welcome back, Static! Well put – she’s fit a lot into her short life. I just hope she eventually grows up!
I love this post gurl!!!
Thanks so much, you’re too sweet as always. xo