Paris Hilton will cover Vogue magazine. Hilton has been on Vanity Fair covers, multiple Elle covers, and a Vogue Paris cover. Someone, somewhere must have flipped through them, while expelling last night’s taters, and realised that 2007 was totally cool again. Don’t worry, suddenly-panicked American readers, she’s not going to be herp-infesting a newsstand near you any time soon. You can put away your Marigolds and family-size bottle of Purell; save that for tonight’s activities… the safety word is ‘Funyuns’. Hilton shared on her Twitter account that she would pose for Vogue Turkey. Her cover was shot by Terry Richardson.