Paris Hilton covers Vanity Fair Spain January 2012 because she’s the waxen-faced runner-up when none of the Kardashians are available. Someone thought it would be a good idea to match Hilton’s hair, her dog, and her accessories with that outfit (as well as the drapes and the tea set on a tray of the same colour).
There’s SO MUCH pageant hair and Claire’s jewellery in this shoot. It’s Vanity Fair: Mall Edition with sparkles. B**ches love sparkles. There’s a behind-the-scenes video below, from which I pulled screenshots of Hilton’s back-arching.
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Hey there, Prince Valiant. You are totally grossing me out.
She looks like something out of The Thunderbirds!!