Paris Hilton and other entitled celebutards seem to enjoy their bi-annual peeing on the memory of Marilyn Monroe. Good for them, tarnishing the memory of people more charismatic/ likable/ memorable than anything they could ever muster. Jolly good fun. That said, here are pictures from Paris Hilton’s herp-infested red carpet for the launch of her 10th perfume, Tease, held at My Studio in Hollywood, California on August 10th, 2010. Let’s just not even acknowledge that people have been buying enough of her previous releases to merit a 10th, okay. Let’s just not. Hilton was wearing a cheap polyester wig and a push-up bra that looked like it was hurting her bewbs (they’re not implants, just squeezed… they’re still flat when she turns sideways). Guests for the launch of Herp in a Bottle included Piers Morgan and a still oily-looking Adrian Grenier.
Image credit to Juan Rico/Fame Pictures.
I never realized her schnozz was so huge before. Not the best look for Miss Beaks..
Poor Marilyn, I don’t think that this is what she had in mind for fame.
Her dress looks appropriately snug in all the right places…not that I’m complaining mind you…does look like she’s sporting a bit of a bubble (baby bump?) in the belly…
Nah, not a baby bump. Her stomach always does that, as she sticks it out whilst arching her back so much.
I am so glad I am not the only one who feels when celebrities do this it is like pissing on the memory of Monroe.
I really cannot stand most celebrities these days for this reason… Leave it alone. She’s classic, iconic, not a Halloween costume opportunity. Admire it, don’t try to duplicate it.
Idiots.
WTF?!? She needs to endure the most painful torture ever imaginable, then burn in hell while 1 mm of her flesh is painfully eroded day day until all while her insides are being melted by some of the hottest spike ever created for this!
Can you tell I want her to be punished for this? lol
Yes – and, please do.
She’s only in her late 20s and manages to look years older than Marilyn did at the end of her life. And who says she has no talent?
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