- Paris Hilton’s nips are tanning, dude, like, totally in private [Superficial]
- Bestiality on the Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang poster… um… [Socialite Life]
- Yeah, so Jude Law’s receding hairline was on SNL, no one cared [Pop Eater]
- Lisa Marie Presley’s good-looking daughter, Riley Keough [Agent Bedhead]
- Sizing up sperm like you have never seen before. Oh, sweet Jebus [SOMG]
- Peter Andre continued the raunchy dance routines on his tour [Pop Sugar]
- Juliette Lewis has released a new song and video, Uh Huh [Allie is Wired]
- Katie Price, Alex Reid will sell “second wedding” pics for £1mil. [Holy Moly]
- Watch the Saturday Night Live digital short, entitled Boom Box [Daily Stab]
- Ke$ha wants to be a “walking celebration of f**k off irreverence” [Laundry]
- Kim Kardashian on Scott Disick: “[He] made some bad choices” [ICYDK]
- Olympic gold medal winning skater Evan Lysacek in TV Guide [Ear Sucker]
- Pretty Wild’s Tess Taylor details and SFW Playboy pictures [Starcasm]
- NOOOO: Beckham hit in the face. Not the face. WHAAAAH!!! [Pop Bytes]
- Grindhouse TV: Even more specially picked celebrity gossip [Grindhouse TV]
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Now those are to sagging zits we’d rather not see.
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It’s not like people haven’t seen them before, either.