Paris Hilton Is A Special And Unique Snowflake

Paris Hilton is a special snowflake, says Paris Hilton. In a new interview, proving that she deals with reality as well as she deals with putting on panties in the morning, Hilton calls herself ‘original.’ Because there are no other entitled, 30-year-old glorified porn stars making themselves famous by shilling crap to young fans and filming pointless television shows. Nope. Except that person at whom Hilton’s no longer mad; the one she’s not attacking in this comment about being the only celebrity who takes a cheque from a gullible company better than she takes a d**k in the a**, ‘There’s so many people out there who try to imitate what I do, but I am the original,’ she told The Associated Press, while promoting her latest shoe collection. ‘There is nothing like me.’ It’s weird she said ‘nothing,’ not ‘no one,’ right? She’s basically labia on legs, but at least I’ve always alluded that she was a labia with feelings. ‘I have done everything that I wanted to do and I feel very blessed that I have been very successful in every area,’ she continued. ‘So it’s very exciting. There is nothing else to do.’ Kim Kardashian told Harper’s Bazaar of the efriendship, ‘There comes a point in life where you justs grow apart and you realize you’re not as similar as you thought.’