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Paris Hilton Releases Her Stank ‘Fairy Dust’ In Time For Christmas

Paris Hilton can be seen in the image above, as she presents her fragrance “Fairy Dust” to fans, at the Macy’s Woodbridge Center Mall in Woodbridge, New Jersey [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Well, I say that she was there to present ‘Angel Dust’, or whatever effing retarded name she picked for her new fragrance, but referring to Parasite by her real name, you can see that Hilton was far more likely spreading Herpes in a bottle… either that or FUG in a bottle… same diff. Consider yourself warned; the world will end in one big Valtrax overdose, if you dare to spray the contents of the bottle in an enclosed space. 

Do yourself a favour, turn the nosel away and aim at a wall that needs stripping of paint. I heard it works as well as paint stripper, as it does covering innocent people in stinky doses of FUG.

Had a thought while looking through these parasitic images. Is Parasite not an Emo anymore? I know that she has been surgically removed from her woefully mismatched Emo twinsy, Joel Madden, but you would think that she would keep up appearances and smear some boot polish on her forehead or something? REPRESENT!

[IMAGE CREDIT: Johns PkI / Splash News]

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3 Comments

  1. kevin says:

    so she shared her crap with our sight and sound senses, now she’s going to crap all over our smell senses as well..

    Great!!!

    kt

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    1. Hi again Kevin =)

      “…now she’s going to crap all over our smell senses as well.”

      …Valtrex scented sensory overload? O_o

  2. Mik says:

    I bet the stuff smells manky alright, what next Paris Hilton lingerie line, wait, I bet she already did that.

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