Paris Hilton Has Picked A Baby Name

Paris Hilton has revealed what she wants to call her first born daughter, “London” [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Do you think Hilton is trying to stick to her parent’s method of child-naming. Or does she just have a staggering lack of imagination?

I’m thinking that she is bleating on about her barren Valtrex-filled innards, in an effort to persuade us that she is actually capable of being a mother one day. What a nasty thought. Can you imagine a baby swimming around in a Valtrex contaminated womb. If Parasite is going to go down the route of naming a baby after when/ where it was conceived, she should just call it “Glory Hole” or “Men’s Room Floor” or something, and just be done with it.

According to The Sun:

Paris says: “ I’ll name my first girl London – I love that name.” Talking to Glamour magazine, Paris added: “I would like to move here one day and raise my kids in the UK so that they have British accents and manners.

Also Hilton seems to be under the impression that babies come out in predefined gender order, she says she’d like to have a baby boy first “to watch over” her two future girls… UGH!

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