Paris Hilton is a sloppy dunk. I guess she can’t hold her booze, as she looked wasted beyond belief at the VIP Room in Saint Tropez, France. Hilton was seen falling all over the stage and being held up by her security guards. She was also too drunk to run a comb through her hair or hike down her skirt so that her eye-level booty wouldn’t be seen. She was hanging with her less-sloppy sister, Nicky, and Doug Reinhardt. There’s more of her drunk shenanigans, wearing what I can only assume is a long shirt that just looks like a dress, in the gallery.
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