Paris Hilton is in hot water, after being caught doing something suspicious (and then giving a less-than-convincing explanation). Hilton has been partying like a drunken fool over the past few weeks. She has been falling all over assorted yachts, been doused in wasted booze, and she has worn a military hat as she held her hands in a manner that looked like a Hitler salute. It should be noted that Hilton claimed she was dancing with one hand in the air while she scratched her face. Also, she has Jewish family and friends… so it’s, like, totally okay.
In the early hours of yesterday morning she was pictured wearing a military-style hat and appeared to be pointing her hand upwards in a Heil Hitler-like salute aboard a yacht. But her spokesman told [The Daily Mail] ‘Paris was dancing and having fun with her arm up in the air as she always dances like that and was scratching [her] face when a photo was taken. The hat was not a communist hat, it’s a military style hat from a club. Half of her family is Jewish and many of her friends are as well.’
I think she has Black and gay friends too. So, if she’s ever seen doing anything else offensive she has a cache of other minorities to parade around.
Image and quote credit to The Daily Mail.
