I nearly choked on my gum reading about these latest proclamations, about Paris Hilton’s non-existent cocaine habit. You know, the one in which she never touches cocaine and her dog ate her homework. I don’t even know what to make of her story that she thought a baggie of coke large enough to merit a possible four years in jail was ‘gum’. I also don’t know what to do with this quote, to be honest. To be fair, this latest idiocy doesn’t come from the mouth of the beast, but Hilton’s hair stylist, Michael Boychuck, who spoke to Radar Online.
Boychuck, who has really gone through life with that surname, says Hilton ‘wants everyone to know she does not do drugs and does not have time for that.’
Moreover, ‘the cocaine they found did not belong to her. She expressed to me that her career is very important and she would never do drugs or anything else for that matter to destroy what she’s worked so hard for.’ Yeah, the sloppy drunk who literally bathed in alcohol in St Tropez for what felt like a year-and-a-half doesn’t have time for coke. Her career flashing her crotch is to important to her.
Image credit to Fame Pictures. Quote Radar Online via The Superficial.
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Puh-leeze! She had enough snot powder to tranquilize a gorilla.
Her denial amuses me. I do wonder who she thinks she’s convincing, sometimes.