You needn’t check your calendars just yet. No, it’s not Christmas. That day comes when Paris Hilton is officially charged with being a cokehead in the first degree. Hilton, this weekend, got stopped by the popo in Las Vegas along with her boyfriend (whose mug shot was also taken and who was fired from his job over the arrest). The 29-year-old made the usual excuses, saying that the .8grams of cocaine thought to have been found on her person belonged to a female friend. Along with that stroke of genius, she hired a high-powered attorney. I wasn’t even going to bother following this story (all I really know is what I’m reading today, along with one report from the weekend), as I was pretty sure she was going to escape this entirely unscathed. However, it seems, according to a criminal complaint to be filed by the D.A. today, Hilton is to be charged on a drug felony. The charge is possession of a controlled substance. Hilton faces a maximum of four years in prison if convicted of coke possession.
The last time I used that excuse I was 14.
I hate her guts, so much. I hope she sees the inside of a prison cell, again. So bad!
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