The burglars of Paris Hilton’s home are a rather thoughtful and observant bunch of criminals. The gang of teenagers, who robbed the home of Paris Hilton, are said to have targeted the heiress because they assumed she was dumb. Before you ask me, no, I have no idea why this is back in the news. However, these quotes made me laugh my ass off for about 15-minutes before I was able to right myself again. The crew of thieving teenagers said Hilton was an easy target. They were proved right when they went to her home and were reported to have found a key under her doormat. They let themselves in and robbed her home, and she is reported to have taken two months to notice anything was gone.
Paris Hilton was targeted by [...] a group of teenagers, who stole her house keys from under her doormat outside her L.A. property; [she] didn’t realise, until much later, when the gang made a return raid and made off with £1.2million worth of jewellery and valuables. Nick Prugo, who has since been arrested for his involvement in robbing celebrities, said Paris had been their first target because they felt she was “dumb”. He said: “Like, who would leave a door unlocked? Who would leave a lot of money lying around? Stupid.” He said they had got into the Hollywood Hills home, in a gated community, with a key they had found under a mat.
I don’t recall reading these deets from the reports, but anything that makes me chuckle (even with this little caffeine in my system) needs to be repeated.
Image credit to CWNY/Fame Pictures. Story & info. New magazine.

OhmyyGodd…I’d hate to say anyone that dumb deserves what they get..but..wait. I just did.
Ha…and I second your comment (welcome back, btw).
They found out what half the male population of Hollywood already knew.
The other half is Gay.
….that she leaves her front door key under her mat? Oooh, that she’s stoopid/ easy. I see what you did there.