Here’s Paris Hilton with her boyfriend, Fredrick, who’s so unimportant my photo agency didn’t even gift him with a surname. Hilton is currently off the coast of Italy where she invited paparazzi because if you present while wearing swimwear and no one is around to photograph it then it never happened. More photos below because even the tiniest breasts can fill this backslide into nobody news.
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Is she always posing for a new homemade porn?
Ewwww! ‘enuf said!