Seems that Parasite Hilton is determined to infect every facet of your life… including your PC. According to a new report from a computer magazine, Hilton’s official website is stuffed full of nasty bugs and full-on malware [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Never have I come across a woman so determined to spread the clap that she can even use her magical herpy superpowers to infect inanimate objects. Apparently if you go to Hilton’s domain ValtrexFreeCoochie.Com (don’t be a dumb ass… DON’T DO IT) your PC will start spazzing out like Kanye if he found out his CAPS button wasn’t working. Upon arrival you are met with a pop-up box that informs you that you have computer herps and you need to “update” your system – then a dialogue box gives you the option to choose “cancel” or “OK” but any click will just download malware.
According to Secure Computer Magazine:
“Regardless of what you click, the execution will occur — the download has already happened,” Mary Landesman, senior security researcher at ScanSafe, told SCMagazineUS.com late Monday. “The user is trapped. The user is a complete victim. All they did is visit a website.”
The infection was first detected by ScanSafe starting Friday was cleared late Monday night, the company said on Tuesday. If infected, end-users risk having their banking credentials exposed, Landesman said. For enterprises, the malware can redirect and intercept all their HTTP and internal network traffic.
Does that mean that I already have computer herps from accidentally stumbling on her retarded, pepto-coloured website, after looking for her porno tape book? SH*TTOCKS!
Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com. Image credit to Splash News. Story Via Secure Computing Mag via Celebitchy.com.