Seems that Parasite Hilton is determined to infect every facet of your life… including your PC. According to a new report from a computer magazine, Hilton’s official website is stuffed full of nasty bugs and full-on malware [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Never have I come across a woman so determined to spread the clap that she can even use her magical herpy superpowers to infect inanimate objects. Apparently if you go to Hilton’s domain ValtrexFreeCoochie.Com (don’t be a dumb ass… DON’T DO IT) your PC will start spazzing out like Kanye if he found out his CAPS button wasn’t working. Upon arrival you are met with a pop-up box that informs you that you have computer herps and you need to “update” your system – then a dialogue box gives you the option to choose “cancel” or “OK” but any click will just download malware.
According to Secure Computer Magazine:
“Regardless of what you click, the execution will occur — the download has already happened,” Mary Landesman, senior security researcher at ScanSafe, told SCMagazineUS.com late Monday. “The user is trapped. The user is a complete victim. All they did is visit a website.”
The infection was first detected by ScanSafe starting Friday was cleared late Monday night, the company said on Tuesday. If infected, end-users risk having their banking credentials exposed, Landesman said. For enterprises, the malware can redirect and intercept all their HTTP and internal network traffic.
Does that mean that I already have computer herps from accidentally stumbling on her retarded, pepto-coloured website, after looking for her porno tape book? SH*TTOCKS!
Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com. Image credit to Splash News. Story Via Secure Computing Mag via Celebitchy.com.
for some reason i’m not surprised. bet her myspace and facebook pagesa re just as bad, not to mention any texts she sends. all she is is a walking advertisement for viruses and such
The STD jokes were a cheap shot but it needed to be said. The woman must be stopped. I think you may be right that this could be prolific. I read on Valleywag that “out-of-date” software on the site was the issue. Seems my herps diagnosis may have been premature.
Now I feel all itchy in my special places.
I am always itchy in my special places… but enough about me.
I think just looking at her may lead to infection, be quick and avert your eyes!
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