Pair Arrest Over Sex In Front Of Woman’s Kids

Danica Wallace & Jeremy Welch sex in car while Wallace’s children sat in back

I admit, this is neither news nor about celebrity but I was looking through my picture agency and saw this gem on their front page. I am not going to pretend that I can put together a “Dumb B*tch of the Day” post as well as Senor MK @ DListed, but I think even this would make him proud.

Now, to summarise before I let the nasty caption take you to places that mentally no one needs to go, two people were pulled over by cops and subsequently booked because they were banging in their car in front of the woman’s young children.

A couple caught having sex in the front of a car while the woman’s young children sat in the back told cops: “We got horny and just wanted to f***!” 

Danica Wallace and Jeremy Welch were spotted by cops romping at the side of a road in Springfield, Ohio. A police report says Wallace, 24, was driving a Ford Taurus when she and Welch, 29, “pulled off the roadway to have sex.” When cops approached the car they found Wallace naked from the waist down and sitting on top of Welch, who had his trousers around his ankles in the front passenger seat. Wallace’s children aged four and 22 months were in the back seat. (Via Splash News)

I don’t have room in my cupboards to put these children, but if you do then let a b*tch know. Dem babies need help yo!

Image and horrid, mental images via Splash News.