Here’s Halle Berry using her breasts for the betterment of womankind as recompense for yelling at paparazzi last week. Because her breasts approve of the publicity, they just don’t approve of people stalking her kid and by extension the other babies at her daughter’s school (which, incidentally, I could have the address of in a second because my photo agencies are sloppy and inconsistent with blurring out its name in candid photos). 10 photos included below of Berry, a bemused Mario Lopez, Matthew Morrison, and Stacy Keibler, this weekend at the 2012 Entertainment Industry Foundation Revlon Run/Walk for women in L.A..
Jessica Simpson will be using her abandoned uterus as the workshop for the maternity line she announced this morning, Jessica Simpson Maternity. Which I take to mean she’s going to start stealing the designs for maternity clothing and paying peasants to sew her name inside, rather than stealing regular designs and doing the same thing. The clothing has a vintage feel, according to People.com, with a double-digit price point befitting such knockoffs. Simpson says, in a press release today, she’s excited to shill preggo clothes that make other women’s bumps look as big as hers did: ‘[It's] breezy, every day pieces aimed at the modern mom-to-be who wants to maintain her fashion edge. You want to wear clothes that are flattering to your bump. You want to show your bump off.’
Kristen Stewart covers American Elle June 2012 (in addition to her Elle UK cover the same month with a completely different interview and photo shoot). This is another piece of promotion for Snow White & The Huntsman which will drown out the death rattle of Mirror Mirror unless the former is literally 127 minutes of Stewart grinding her teeth and biting her lip while exhaling. The rest of her shoot is below along with a few excerpts (the full thing’s here but it’s not really worth the read, tbh). Also included are new behind-the-scenes videos for SWATH.
Dina Lohan has taken it upon herself to become her daughter’s cheerleader, which I take to mean Lindsay Lohan won’t be doing any actual promotion for her role in Lifetime’s Liz & Dick biopic; instead phoning it in and being late, like she was for Glee and the promotion of her Playboy issue (tasked with only one interview with Ellen DeGeneres to promote Playboy, the actress missed her flight and missed the interview). In a new interview with Access Hollywood Live, the 49-year-old matriarch told the hosts she couldn’t be more proud of her daughter because, if you really think about it, her kid and Liz Taylor were totes the same person: ‘There’s so many similarities, the tabloids, they attacked [Liz] as well. [Lindsay's] really learned a lot, she’s grown up a lot. This town is tough. Lindsay is 25, so it’s for her to talk about her demise, or whatever was going on at the time. I felt as a mother, yes, I’m going to protect my children publicly, privately, I kick their butts. I’m a single mom, of course I do!’ Asked whether her daughter will bother to prepare or just sit around in the break room eating bon bons like she did at Glee, her momager replied: ‘[She’s] very prepared, she’s very excited. She’s so excited to do this and it’s such an honor to play Liz Taylor.’ And asked ‘So, WTF with the Woody Allen dinner?’ she added: ‘He has her back, which not many people have. It was a normal business meeting and friendship.’
The Avengers has earned $1 billion worldwide. The movie’s first week domestic was $207 million actual. Its second week is $103.2 million estimated, which would outshine the second weeks for Avatar ($75.6 million) and The Dark Knight ($75.1 million). It’s earned $1.002 billion worldwide and by next week the movie will be fourth biggest of all time behind Avatar, Titanic and Deathly Hallows Part 2. Since I found it over the weekend, here’s the cast before they were Avengers. Although whomever made this used a random photo of Chris Hemsworth in his late teens/ early 20s whereas the remaining cast were in their early teens.
