Taylor Momsen covers FHM UK February/ March 2012, because the world needs reminding that she still exists after her 18th birthday (at which point the world unanimously stopped paying attention, because her Lolita shtick became pointless). The interview is as try-hard as every interview she gave before. We learn that she has a totally late bedtime and an addiction to stripper shoes.
Christina Hendricks covers Cosmopolitan UK March 2012 because someone’s breasts have to. There’s been a breast drought in her absence, right? At least, it’s felt like a drought without her thrusting those things at you with such force they threaten to crack your iPad 2 screen. Well, with the return of Mad Men in about seven weeks, we’re back in business. In her interview, Hendricks admits she basically dared her now-husband Geoffrey Arend to impregnate her on their first date, but not before she Googled him to make sure he wasn’t some weirdo.
The ‘tattoo’ that looked like Vanessa Hudgens drew it on her right foot by holding a pen in between the toes of her left is only a fake. There were a bunch of posts elsewhere about the tattoo that I ignored at the time… then regretted it as soon as LeAnn Rimes got a tattoo on her foot bone because I started thinking ‘Is this a thing? Did I miss it?!’ Well, no. Rimes and her tinkle feet are the only ones with ugly, sideways ink. Hudgens visited Jay Leno last night. Speaking of the ‘All you need is love’ ink, she admitted: ‘It’s fake. I have this mad obsession with drawing on myself, like, I cannot help it. I draw all over my hands, all over my arms, obviously my foot. It’s just fun. It’s hard to commit to a tattoo, like, I have a few, so, when you write on yourself it’s not that much of a commitment.’
This is the first time I can recall Brandi Glanville saying this in plain English, rather than implying the obvious. Glanville’s ex-husband, Eddie Cibrian, cheated on her and cared more about mistress bones than maintaining a family for his chirren. Thus is the power of bones. LeAnn Rimes, Cibrian’s second wife, cheated on her first husband because the love of Slow Draper was more potent than the love of her gay husband. Honestly, it’s a recipe for disaster with two people incapable of love/ respect/ fidelity and there are young kids involved. But it’s nice to know other people still have the power of observation: TWO cheaters will implode in a scandal of preggo mistresses and love chirren with the help. It’s going to be AWFUL. And Glanville concurs. Shilling for RHOBH, while being technically correct, Glanville tells The HuffPo: ‘He will be with her until he cheats again… They won’t be together forever. I’m totally over Eddie. We share custody, it’s difficult. I think it was more difficult in the beginning to all of a sudden not be with your kids half the time. But now the kids are at my house and say, ‘can we go to dads?’ and when they are at their dad’s house they say, ‘can we go to moms? [For example] At… my son’s last soccer game and [LeAnn] was there. Everyone is making a big deal of it because of the picture [sat together, but ignoring one another], but this has gone on for two-and-a-half years. So, for me, I really don’t put too much energy into it because it will eat you alive.’
Side note: Glanville accuses the interviewer, The HuffPo’s Rob Shuter, of changing her wording. She wrote on Twitter: ‘Robby ur starting trouble!! I didn’t say that specifically!! Luv u tho.’ In reply to a random person, she added: ‘I haven’t talked about them specifically! I was talking cheating in general. Ugggg.’
Blake Lively is still landing covers, despite having a name that can scare off investors and nearly tank a film’s production. And she’s still playing the ingenue despite, to me, looking like a well-weathered 30-years-old and not the 24-years-old she purports to be (she’s aged about 18-months in the nearly four-years I’ve been running this site). Well, she’s landed a samey Elle cove, for which she’s hardly visible. The rest of her shoot and some interview snippets are below.
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