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LeAnn Rimes Hurt Her Bones This Weekend

LeAnn Rimes’ bones had some kind of surgery this weekend. I think it was on her mouth bones. But… I don’t know. I’m not a doctor (I am a trainee bikini inspector with no medical training). Because sympathy from sycophants has the power to heal, Rimes live-tweeted through some oral surgery that messed her up. ‘K, coming clean….I had minor surgery this week and I’ve been in SO much pain it’s not even funny,’ she wrote. ‘Nothing major just annoying! Pain pain go away!!!!!! When it’s mouth pain and jaw pain it makes your whole head pound!’

JWoww’s 2.0 Face At Super Bowl XLVI Party

Still claiming to have lost 15-pounds solely from her face, here’s JWoww at this weekend’s Leather and Laces Extravaganza before Super Bowl XLVI at the Regions Bank Tower in Indianapolis, Indiana. Honestly, her 2.0 face looks tweaked with botox, filler and lies. But her 2.0 face is overshadowed by her 3.0 breasts, so no one’s looking. Photos include Carmen Electra and Jenny McCarthy.

Cameron Diaz Staying With GOOP In London

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  • Cameron Diaz stays at GOOP’s when she’s in London [Lainey Gossip]
  • Jamie Lynn Spears thinks it’s ‘brave’ to get knocked-up [The Supericial]
  • Miley Cyrus: essay about gay marriage and Christianity [Celebitchy]
  • Demi Moore went to rehab, in Utah, for real this time [Evil Beet]
  • Snooki says UTI was caused by ‘butt sex or something’ [Starcasm]
  • Enquirer still claims Johnny/ Vanessa split. They didn’t. [Celeb Edge]
  • No1curr: there’s another samey Hunger Games trailer [Celebuzz]
  • Ashley Greene leaving a waxing salon in North Hollywood [IDLYITW]
  • Channing Tatum stripper moves on Saturday Night Live [The Celebrity Cafe]
  • Kim Kardashian still hiding her Psoriasis with pee stains [INF Daily]
  • Yeah, pretty much, Cougar Town is a terrible name [Seriously OMG]
  • Kelly Clarkson sings National Anthem at Super Bowl [I Need My Fix]

Reese Witherspoon Glamour UK March 2012

Reese Witherspoon covers the British edition of Glamour in March 2012 with another laboured, twee shoot and interview. In the interview, because she’s past her 20s and it’s a stock question for anyone ageing out, Witherspoon is asked about cosmetic surgery. The interviewer missed a trick by not asking Witherspoon to elaborate, considering the actress has facial scars following her car accident and resorted to bangs rather than corrective surgery to hide it.

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Selena Gomez’s Dirty Pillows Attract Predators

Here is Selena Gomez proving that dirty pillows can attract predators in the wild. Before raising the alarm with #Pillow911, Gomez shared this and tweeted: ‘Creepy @eliroth.’ Meh. He was making sure the pillows didn’t get spilled on.

Jamie Lynn Spears Talks Getting Knocked-Up

Reminding people she exists because she wants a music career, Jamie Lynn Spears is also in Glamour March 2012. She is the little sister of Britney Spears who disappeared into obscurity, willingly, after getting knocked-up as a kid herself. Honestly, she handled her OOPS like a champ. She went away after becoming an accidental preggo at 16, looked after her baby, and now she’s 21-year-old mother to daughter Maddie, 3.5-years-old. Revealing that she got knocked-up because she wasn’t mature enough to ask for protection… Spears reveals her fears as a mother and her hopes to revive her tanked career.

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