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Bret Michaels’ Naked Cover Shot in Warm Room

Bret Michaels’ leathery sinewy goodness, butchered by overzealous Photoshop for the latest cover of Billboard, took a whole lot of work. One wouldn’t imagine being d**kslapped with Photoshop tools would actually require working-out beforehand. But, I guess you can consider me schooled. Turns out that before posing totally naked for the cover of Billboard’s Maximum Exposure issue, Michaels worked out and starved himself for a day to look his best. I guess this is his best. The 47-year-old jerky, and the weave attached to that never-washed bandana, ‘didn’t eat for a day and did about 2,000 sit-ups’. Of the photo shoot itself, Michaels said, ‘If I’m walking out with it all f**king hanging out there for the world to see then, well, I need good lighting and a warm room.’

Britney Spears Has Been Doodling on her Neck

It’s just a hunch. Yeah, call it a hunch. From what I gather these butterfly tattoos seen on the neck of Britney Spears are only temporary. Which is good, as she already has enough trash tattoos on her neck and other places in too plain sight.

The 28-year-old mother-of-two was photographed leaving Toys-R-Us in Woodland Hills, CA with her boyfriend Jason Trawick and her bodyguard on October 2, 2010. She had some smudged doodles all over her neck; doodles that have got everyone talking. I think spit on a snot rag should clean that off so the singer has a blank canvas on which to draw penis doodles. Everyone like penis doodles.

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Kelly Osbourne Cried After Wearing First Bikini

Kelly Osbourne dropped 48 pounds after competing on Dancing With the Stars earlier this year. She kept the weight off with the help of a trainer. ‘I just commit to half an hour a day. It doesn’t seem overwhelming and I can handle that,’ she told Us magazine. ‘I do half an hour on the treadmill and when I feel like doing more, I’ll do a few sit-ups and some weights.’ Osbourne shot a Shape magazine cover, to show off her figure, despite never having tried on a bikini before, ‘I have never worn a bikini in my life before yesterday… I never even thought of wearing one.’ Of being wicked thin, at 25-years-old, Osbourne said, ‘I cried when I saw the picture.’ The 112-pound reality star recalled, ‘everyone that was there, we all just burst into tears. It was a thrilling experience.’

Pictures show very skinny Kelly Osbourne at the 8th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Party held at Paramount Studios in Hollywood, CA on October 1, 2010.

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Courtney Love Tweets Half-Naked Photo Again

Courtney Love is no stranger to sharing totally inappropriate pictures of herself on Twitter. The Hole rocker, former flame of Kurt Cobain and mother to a daughter who ran screaming the first chance she got, Frances Bean, has already caught some flack this year for posting provocative pictures. She also posts semi-naked and fully-nude pictures on her Facebook. But, I guess fully-naked crack-social networking is more acceptable over there. This time, Love is looking strung out while letting her slip fall to the floor and posing in only her panties. Her mid-week, ‘I’m doing laundry’, can smell the mustiness from here, panties.

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Kanye West Performs Runaway & Power on SNL


Kanye West Saturday Night Live Power and Runaway performance video.

Kanye West has been allowed back on live television after behaving himself at this year’s VMAs. It’s nice to see he can be let off his short leash to perform and not screw things up. Actually, by all accounts, the rapper killed it with his two performances on this weekend’s Saturday Night Live as broadcast Saturday September 2, 2010. West performed the first single from Dark Twisted Fantasy, formerly entitled Good Ass Job, as well as his follow-up single Runaway. Y’all didn’t seem to know what the heck to make of the preview for that video. Nor did I. But, the song itself is passable. Both songs are shown in the video.