Here’s Miley Cyrus changing outfits three times in Miami Beach, FL yesterday while paparazzi appear to be laying on the floor going for the crotch shot. And, I’m guessing, since she’s braless in the photos in the grey dress, she’s not wearing any panties under it either. Which means these photos are a near miss. 12 photos show Cyrus in a South Beach hotel (where she spat over the balcony), leaving in the grey dress, and leaving later the same day in high-waisted shorts.
This made me sadder than it should have and this post is going to be brought to you by the letter ‘S’ for ‘sad,’ and I’m going to type this whole thing while sticking out my bottom lip in memoriam of this failed marriage. Billy Bob Thornton and Billy Bob Thornton’s head weave and chin weave gave separate interviews with ABC’s Nightline and agreed they weren’t fancy enough for Angelina Jolie who, evidently, now being engaged to Brad Pitt, demands silky locks that don’t come from the twofer shelf in the hair salon. He says he ‘blew it’ in his brief marriage because he was too ‘insecure’ to make it work. The 56-year-old explained: ‘I blew it because I didn’t think I was good enough for her. I was just too insecure. People actually said that I didn’t deserve to be with her.’ Which is sad, if only because a man in his late 40s at the time was so affected by the media. He continues: ‘Angie, I felt, was definitely too good for me and at some point, if you believe somebody’s too good for you, you’re going to mess it up. I always thought I was sort of Quasimodo or the Phantom Of The Opera hiding in the catacombs. And when I was with her I think that really reached its heights. When you’re in a relationship, any two celebrities or whatever, you know, I think that puts on a lot of pressure. When Angie and I got married, during that time, I was more famous than she was to start with. Then she becomes this big thing, it’s hard in these relationships. We had a great marriage and I chickened out because I didn’t feel good enough. That’s all that happened.’
Chloë Sevigny will deign to attend your fashion show in exchange for a set number of souls of small children, or small bills if you don’t have any change. Oddly biting the hand that feeds, the actress-so-method-she’ll-smell-your-d**k-if-the-role-calls-for-it will sit in the front row like a good girl but she’s not going to smile for the cameras unless she’s being paid: ‘I don’t enjoy going to fashion shows. It’s very high school, it’s very ‘the most popular kids in the front row,’ and everybody’s checking everybody else out, and you have to do all this press and get your picture taken… It’s not fun for me; it’s work…I go occasionally to friends’ shows to support them. Or if I’m getting paid, if I’m going to be honest.’ She hates the thing she later admits is paying her bills: ‘It has been pretty lucrative for me, especially [because I've done] mostly independent films throughout my career [and have been] able to do some advertising on the side.’
Charlize Theron covers InStyle June 2012 because Kristen Stewart can only curse through so many interviews at one time. Theron is gushing about her baby boy in the interview some more because he’s the real crux of this promotional trail.
Releasing a statement where every second word is ‘fat’ or ‘ugly,’ Khloe Kardashian’s giving some weird manifesto to E! News about her appearance. She already said she was bullied as a kid, and her mother has called her ‘fat,’ and she’s over being called ‘Shrek’ and a ‘transvestite.’ And now she tells her captors a E! she’s over being called the ‘ugly sister’ because she’s ‘pretty damn hot,’ her words: ‘I was called fat all the time. I’ve always been compared to my sisters, who are beautiful and who have always been. I feel like I was so attacked. [I was picked on because] I had to wear braces, I was overweight as a kid, just for no reason. I’m called the fat sister. I’m called the ugliest Kardashian. I’m proud of myself. I could break and go get all this plastic surgery and get my nose fixed and get lipo or do whatever, but I haven’t chosen to do that because I know I’m a great person. I’m pretty damn hot, if you ask me.’
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