I have mostly ignored everything except the Super Bowl fallout because I’m in England and, honestly, no one here really cares. I watched Madonna’s half-time show online a few hours after it aired. If only because I was nervous about her hips and the risk of her slipping over in those heels. It was shaky there, for a time, right? All that thrusting and the wobbling somewhere in the middle (I added the video below, even though it’s hard to see through the smoke and mirrors). Anyhoo, no one really talking about Madonna’s performance because a featured vocalist flipped the bird and over-shadowed the whole thing. It was a tacky, basic move. But it worked, evidently. Because everyone except me jumped on it. I would have just ignored it, honestly, except I’m tickled by this update: TMZ.com claims that, contractually, were NBC fined, M.I.A. herself would have to pay for the offending middle finger. Yep, tickled. The last fines (which were later dropped) were for the Janet Jackson slip for which the FCC fined CBS $550,000.
The Patriots Feel Betrayed By Gisele Bundchen
- ‘My husband cannot f**king throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time,’ said Gisele Bundchen, about The Patriots’ loss [The Superficial]
- Kate Hudson bikini pictures after giving birth [Lainey Gossip]
- Lady Caca is building her own social network [Hollywood PQ]
- Kelly Osbourne needs to stop trying to make grey happen [Celeb Edge]
- Maria Menounos in a bikini after losing Super Bowl bet [Starcasm]
- Maria Menounous reportedly wants to bone Tim Tebow [IDLYITW]
- Miley Cyrus denies that she defended Demi Moore [The Celebrity Cafe]
- The movie trailers/ commercials from the Super Bowl [She Knows]
- Maria Menounos stripped in Times Square [Right Celebrity]
- Daniel Radcliffe addresses non-existant gay rumours [Evil Beet]
- I wonder what was on this anchorwoman’s mind??? [Seriously OMG]
- Tim Burton is basically making the same movies [All Women's Talk]
- Chace Crawford kissing another random on Gossip Girl set [INF Daily]
Vanessa Hudgens Still Talking About Photo Leak
Vanessa Hudgens has run out of nudes to leak on the promotional trail. Rather than being sporting and taking new photos on her iPhone, she’s reminding us that ‘Right Click + Save As’ is forever. In a longer interview with the Daily Mail that I’m largely ignoring because it’s boring, Hudgens talks about the press reaction to the nudes that leaked before her last movie. ‘That was the s**ttiest time ever…it was horrible,’ she recalled. ‘I just remember hiding out with my mum and sister and there’d be 30 paparazzi sitting outside the house being loud and obnoxious. It wasn’t a good time, but I took it for what it was and moved on. Well, [how they leaked is] a whole other thing and I mean, who would do that to somebody? It was a mean thing to do and I hope they go to hell. Just kidding!’
- Kim Kardashian Put On Weight - The Superficial
- Beyonce Holding Baby Blue Ivy Carter - Celebuzz
- Madonna Hypocritical About M.I.A. - Lainey Gossip
- Jennifer Lopez & Boyfriend Adopting? - Hollywood PQ
- Even More Tedious Vampire Pr0n - Lainey Gossip
- Lindsay Lohan Is Still Hooking - The Superficial
- Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony Flirt - Hollywood PQ
- Is Kelly Osbourne Using Drugs Again? - Rumor Fix
Eva Mendes Covers Marie Claire March 2012
Eva Mendes covers Marie Claire March 2012 of which this is a preview (hence, no interview). I WTF-ed at this cover since it’s so horrible. It’s just unflattering. I hate the big hair. I hate how much they messed with her face. I hate the sloppy Photoshop on both arms. The whole cover’s jacked. Mendes is too pretty for this.
Whitney Houston Probably Still Boning Ray J
Whitney Houston and Ray J were together this weekend because their two failed tries at this relationship didn’t suffice. They want to try for a third failure. Like Jennifer Lopez marrying again some day. Because you can’t divorce someone you don’t marry. Whatever the on-off couple were doing at Sunset Plaza in West Hollywood didn’t involve crack pipes or tinkles. So, honestly, I’m okay with this.
LeAnn Rimes Hurt Her Bones This Weekend
LeAnn Rimes’ bones had some kind of surgery this weekend. I think it was on her mouth bones. But… I don’t know. I’m not a doctor (I am a trainee bikini inspector with no medical training). Because sympathy from sycophants has the power to heal, Rimes live-tweeted through some oral surgery that messed her up. ‘K, coming clean….I had minor surgery this week and I’ve been in SO much pain it’s not even funny,’ she wrote. ‘Nothing major just annoying! Pain pain go away!!!!!! When it’s mouth pain and jaw pain it makes your whole head pound!’




