Angelina Jolie’s daughter, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, once asked for a dead pet. This is a quote I somehow missed from the earlier coverage of Jolie’s Vogue cover. I was caught up in the weird choice of cover photo, shot by Mario Testino, and the cute quotes about Jolie’s children. There were also not-so-cute quotes from the interview, that weren’t as widely circulated. For example, Jolie’s retelling of an exchange between her and Shiloh, 4, where the child asks to keep a dead bird the pair discover in their yard. ‘She came in and said, ‘Can I have a dead pet?” Jolie recalls. ‘And I’m … ‘Uh-uh, I don’t think it’s healthy, honey. I think they have to put him in a box,’ and I had to run out to find, like, a taxidermy bird. I just worked it out for her.’ When asked whether Shiloh understood anything about taxidermy, Jolie responded, ‘No.’ However, ‘I figured that I couldn’t keep the actual dead bird from the yard, so I swayed her toward one that had been cleaned, at least.’ I can’t even decide the extent to which this freaks me out.
Kristen Stewart Lap Dance for James Gandolfini
Kristen Stewart gives co-star James Gandolfini a lap dance in Welcome to The Rileys. Currently in limited release, this is a movie I’ve been ignoring. In part, because it stars Kristen Stewart and heck if I’ll be slaves to the glittery franchise. However, this clip was interesting enough to keep me watching for a whole 30 seconds of its near two minutes. Which is as long as any Twilight actor is ever going to get from me. The clip shows underage stripper Mallory, played by Stewart, flash her butt at the camera as she tries to talk dirty to Gandolfini, who plays travelling businessman, Doug Riley. The clip is extremely NSFW; in content, and in language. There is more butt-crease than entirely necessary. And more Stewart than necessary. All of which offends my penis-doodling sensibilities.
Angelina Jolie & Johnny Depp in EW Magazine
Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp cover the Holiday Movie Preview issue of Entertainment Weekly, on stands November 12. The Tourist co-stars are gearing up promotion, with the release of movie stills, trailers, and Jolie over-sharing about her children in Vogue December. The movie is released December 10.
EW states something in their article’s opener that never occurred to me; Jolie and Depp ‘live within an hour of one another in the south of France’, and yet had never met. Jolie’s quotes are the most compelling, of course. For example, she says that she chose The Tourist, while having no grasp of its plot whatsoever, because Venice made a great vacation destination for her children. I’m not kidding. Depp was nervous about meeting Jolie until the subject of children came up, and that became their ice-breaker. Oh, and somewhere in there Depp refers to mother-of-six, Oscar-winning Jolie as a ‘really cool broad’, with ‘an incredibly perverse sense of humor.’ Mad Men called and wanted its slang back, Depp.
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- Lindsay Lohan Is Still Hooking - The Superficial
- Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony Flirt - Hollywood PQ
- Is Kelly Osbourne Using Drugs Again? - Rumor Fix
Stephen Dorff Shirtless for the Cover of VMAN

- VMAN magazine’s Mario Testino cover photo shoot for Stephen Dorff.
- Jenn Sterger’s manager expects the NFL to take action against Brett Favre.
- Lindsay Lohan topelss photos from earlier this year re-used [site NSFW]
- Jessica Simpson denies that she was hurt at Nick Lachey engagement news.
- Kim Kardashian’s breasts recognised for their money-making [site NSFW]
- South Park takes on, then mercilessly kills, Justin Bieber in new video.
- Emma Watson, Daniel Radcliffe: Harry Potter & Deathly Hallows premiere.
- Marie Osmond talks about son’s suicide: ‘I knew something was wrong.’
- Kendra Wilkinson’s husband is ‘proud’ or her (recycled) Playboy cover.
- Justin Bieber to perform at American Music Awards, along with Ke$ha, Ne-Yo, Rihanna and Bon Jovi, Katy Perry, Christina Aguilera and Usher.
Jon Hamm Was Injured on the Set of Mad Men
Jon Hamm’s interview on Conan can be found below. The Mad Men actor’s interview with Conan O’Brien on the TBS show reveals the 39-year-old’s accident-prone nature. Hamm tells O’Brien that he has been injured, multiple times, on the set of his television show. My response to which was ‘Um, did all the cigarette-lighting give you RSI?’ I mean, now that I’ve actually watched the show (I finished the DVDs of seasons 1-3 that I bought on sale and I watched the rest online), all he does is say the word ‘What!?’, smoke, pour drinks and have sex. RSI/ a sprained wrist or broken junk from the sex, or didn’t happen. Watch below to learn how Hamm injured his head and needed stitches, and how a co-star shook his broken hand (he took off his removable cast to shoot a scene) and brought him to his knees, at which point he ‘shrieked like a girl.’ A little Googling brought up more of the same. Dude’s an accident magnet. He was also hurt filming scenes of gunfire in Ben Affleck’s The Town; a metal shard from a car lodged into his neck leaving him with a scar that ‘kinda looks like a zit.’
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Premiere
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part One premiere pictures [TooFab]
- More photos from the Harry Potter movie premiere red carpet [Cele|Buzz]
- Russell Brand on what it’s like being married to Katy Perry [Pop Eater]
- Angela Simmons has a fat a$$ camel toe [Drunken Stepfather: site NSFW]
- Ex-lead singer of 1990′s R&B group Jodeci arrested at a Subway [TMZ]
- Katy Perry a total and utter b**tch diva to a costume-fitter [Agent Bedhead]
- Should The Pedophile’s Guide to Love book be censored? [Starcasm]
- Timbaland wants Lady Gaga for his Shock Value III album [Allie is Wired]
- Family and friends celebrate Harry Potter premiere afterparty [Pop Sugar]
- Bambi Awards every imaginable has-been/ d-lister around [Holy Moly]
- Eva Mendes & Will Ferrell promote The Other Guys, in Spain [I Need My Fix]
- From Kristen Stewart to Emma Watson: celebs in black lace [Fashion Spot]



