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Celeb Snax 27/11/08: Happy Thanksgiving… & More

Check out the below, for some mighty filling celeb snax [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

  • Vegetarian Thanksgiving? [Agent Bedhead]
  • Axl Rose should get over himself [SOMG]
  • Linda Hogan’s prey is denied restraining order against Hulk Hogan [Celebrity Smack Blog]
  • David Beckham lookin’ hot, in Adidas [PopBytes]
  • Skanky O’Day ex-Danity Kane member will do a Playboy shoot [IDLYITW]
  • I agree, Robert Pattison and his greasy mop ARE irritating [WIMB]

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Celeb Snax 26/11/08: Ashlee Simpson’s Name Spelt Wrong On OK Cover… & More

Celeb Snax 26/11/08: Ashlee Simpsons Name Spelt Wrong On OK Cover... & More

Check out the below, for some mighty filling celeb snax [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

  • Will someone at OK Magazine be FIRED for spelling ASSlee Simpson’s name wrong on the cover? [DListed]
  • Beyonce puts a ring on it, on The Ellen Show [Just Jared]
  • Nicole Kidman has a forehead of doooooom! [Agent Bedhead]
  • Who was the Dancing with the Stars winner? [SOMG]
  • Bobby & Whitney back together? [The Sun Times]
  • Crackie McBeehive is in hospital again [IDLYITW]
  • Do you think Mrs Obama has a big butt? [Pop on the Pop]
  • ‘Australia’ NYC movie premier [Celebrity Smack Blog]
  • Check out the BITCHIN’ poster for the new ‘Terminator’ movie [Sony Pictures]
  • Demi Moore gets protective of her little ones [Celebitchy]
  • Miley Cyrus is still totally *ahem* not hittin’ that [IDWYL]
  • Carson Daly got some chick preggers [Danity Donnaly]
  • Katie Holmes will be impregnated again some time soon… [Daily Stab]
  • SPECIAL LINK - Angelina Vs. Jennifer in a multiple glossy magazine cover face off – CLICK to view the slidesshow and decide who wins [US Weekly]

P.S. Today’s snax are a little longer than usual - this is to compensate for technical-issue-related lack of posts. Assuming my PC doesn’t ASSplode, I’ll be back to posting as normal tomorrow!

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Blair Waldorf Keeps Gettin’ Better!

Blair Waldorf Keeps Gettin Better!I’m not usually up for posting Gossip Girl trailers and spoilers and what not, but today I may have to make an exception [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

You may remember a little while ago, Gossip Girl released the Chuck Bass is a ‘Womanizer’ video?

Well, now the marketing bitches at the CW have done it again and this time they have hijacked Christina Aguilera’s song ‘Keeps Gettin’ Better’. The promo stars my favourite snobby bitch (and I say that with love), Blair Waldorf.

CLICK BELOW NOW TO PLAY AND JUDGE FOR YOURSELF WHETHER BLAIR KEEPS GETTIN’ BETTER…

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Aaaaaaaaaarrgh!

Aaaaaaaaaarrgh!Howdy peeps – I’m sweating cheeto dust, as my arsehat blog is being sluggish today. Sorry for any inconvenience! [Website – Amy Grindhouse]

The magical frapp pixies have set up camp, inside my slow arse server and are refusing to move out… the BASTARDS. The site should be back to normal in a few hours (by around midnight 26/11 GMT). If you are experiencing problems with the site, please do check back later =)

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I Can’t Decide Whether I Care That Heidi & Spencer Eloped…

I Cant Decide Whether I Care That Heidi & Spencer Eloped...

So, two turds decided to join forces, this weekend and become one giant super-turd (translated: Speidi, from MTV’s The Hills, got married in Cabo, after eloping without their families present) [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Perez Hilton has been shitting in his bloomers over this, all day long, so I won’t regurgitate every tedious detail. But I will share that Turd and Turdier are now off the market and are no longer a threat to singles everywhere.

Spencer Pratt’s flesh coloured beard (sometimes referred to as Heidi) and Pratt himself, gave an “exclusive” interview/ photo-spread of their impromptu nuptials to US Weekly and then ballsed it up by blabbing to the big, bad PNasty.

“The minute we said our vows, I couldn’t stop crying,” Heidi told Perez of her ceremony at the One & Only Palmilla Resort, just outside Cabo San Lucas.

I know how she feels, if I married a turd, I’d start crying too! See, the difference between me and Spencer’s Beard is that when I do number two, I flush it away. For reasons known only to herself, Heidi decided that it would be a great idea to polish her turd and then marry it!

The pair continue, by sharing their wedding vows:

Spencer shared his gushing wedding vows: Heidi, from the moment you came into my life, I knew my life would never be the same without you. You are the light in my life like the sun to the earth! Your loving warmth makes me want to be a better person. Being with you, I feel complete. I’m honored to even be able to call you my wife. You are the most amazing, loving and caring woman on this planet. I will love you forever and always.”

And Heidi’s vows: “From the moment I met you, I knew I wanted to marry you. I never knew love existed like this. You have opened my eyes and shown me a new world. Every moment with you is magical and amazing. You are truly my prince charming and dream guy. I love you with all my heart and soul and promise to be the best wife to you every day for the rest of our lives. I can’t wait to see what life brings us. I will always be by your side!”

Heidi, 22, and Spencer, 25, sold their wedding pictures to Us Weekly, click over to check out the cover. The mag is out on newsstands later this week.

DO YOU CARE THAT HEIDI AND SPENCER GOT MARRIED?

[IMAGE CREDIT: Kiley Bishop/London Ent/Splash]

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Britney Spears: Rolling Stone December 2008 Cover Girl

Britney Spears: Rolling Stone December 2008 Cover Girl

A sane, clean, healthy-looking Britney Spears can be seen above, as a Rolling Stone December 2008 cover girl [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Brit Brit actually looks really good in this image and you know what, it has taken about a year for me to be able to say that, without laughing so hard that my frapp comes out of my nosey. I am led to believe that this is a real and a recent image. I point this out, as really, really really, one could be forgiven for thinking that this is a pic of the starlet from about 2002.

If this is a PhotoShop job, the magician behind is deserves an award. Gandalf would have nothing on that hot bitch. Did Rolling Stone borrow MooMoo Carey’s PhotoShop person on the downlow? If they did, I forgive them. They made my home-girl look so great, that it’s hard to hate!

Check out some interview snippets below:

Britney feeling like an old fart: “I feel like an old person now. I do! I go to bed at, like, 9:30 every night, and I don’t go out or anything.”

Her manager Larry Rudolph on his expectations: “This is going to be the album that cements her legend status.”

Rolling Stone on getting Brit for their cover feature: “[Interviewing the star was a] rigorously micromanaged process. We were never left alone together, and my questions had to be submitted ahead of time for approval.”

Brit gets to go on dates, supervised by her assistant, Brett, and Rudolph’s colleague, Adam Leber: “Right when we got there, we just knew it was just bad. He looked like an older version of Harry Potter, but skinnier. … So I had to get dessert first. And the other date I had, the guy was really, really tall and a lot older. … We’re trying to ask him questions, like, ‘OK, you’re into martial arts, so what kind of martial arts are you into?’ And he was like, ‘Oh, all kinds.’ … But you know how silly we are, so we were just cracking up.”

On her two sons Sean and Jayden: “Every time they come to visit me, I think about how they’re such special people… [But they] are starting to learn words like ’stupid,’ and Preston says the f-word now sometimes. He doesn’t get it from us. He must get it from his daddy. I say it, but not around my kids.”

The Britney Spears December 11 cover of Rolling Stone is out this Friday. Brit turns 27 on Dec. 2, the same day her album, ‘Circus‘, hits stores. Buy it bitches!

[IMAGE CREDIT: RollingStone]

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