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Posh Isn’t Important Enough For Vogue Cover

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  • Victoria Beckham gets Vogue profile but no front cover [Lainey Gossip]
  • Is Katy Perry dissing the military in her new music video? [Hollywood PQ]
  • Reese Witherspoon will be back to work after the pregnancy [Celeb Edge]
  • Does Emma Watson look better with long hair or short? [Evil Beet]
  • This again: Is Miley Cyrus cheating on Liam Hemsworth? [Hollywoodite]
  • Jennifer Love Hewitt’s cup size will help [Drunken Stepfather: site NSFW]
  • Jessica Simpson gaining too much weight during her pregnancy? [IDLYITW]
  • Jennifer Lawrence’s gowns from THG international premieres [Starcasm]
  • Celebrities reading negative tweets about themselves [Seriously OMG]
  • Two hours of Armie Hammer or no one will curr about this [I Need My Fix]
  • Jennifer Lawrence: Liam Hemsworth nearly had a fight with himself [Cafe]
  • Is The Hunger Games worthy of all this marketing hype? [Tabloid Prodigy]

Naked Preggo Jessica Simpson Is Too Explicit?

Jessica Simpson has two covers for Elle April 2012; one clothed, one naked, the former of which would have made the better newsstand cover and the former should probably have been subs only. However, it would seem apparent the passe unclothed cover made its way onto grocery store shelves where it’s at eye-level with the other, mostly clothed women’s magazine covers. A tipster tells Jezebel.com that one Arizona grocery store made a sign to cover the nudity, handwritten as opposed to something corporate-issue like the homophobe shield masking that old Elton John cover, asking ‘Please Do Not Remove Cardboard.’

Megan Fox’s Face: Ageing Or Plastic Surgery?

I’m leaving this here because the last time I edited photos of Megan Fox’s pore-less Real Doll skin I was left with the distinct impression she’d jacked with her face again. There has been speculation that she’s had 1) a nose job 2) cheek implants or fillers 3) lip fillers 4) botox. Although looking at her now, compared to 10-years ago, it becomes apparent some of the oddities can be explained by 1) …10 years 2) tanning 3) eyebrow rehab 4) weight loss 4) change of make-up/ styling/ hair colouring. What do you think. Has she had THAT much work done?

Jason Statham Also Hates Kim Kardashian

Because it’s the trendy thing to do now, name-dropping Kim Kardashian into a response for which she’s not required as a qualifier, Jason Statham has joined Jom Hamm, Daniel Craig and Jonah Hill in mocking the 31-year-old retired pr0n star famous for eponymous shows, derivative fashion, and sleeping/ dating around. Statham, 44, covers Details this month and is somehow curmudgeonly despite dating Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, 24, which means model butt cannot soothe the savage beast. Asked whether he considers himself a brand, Statham replies: ‘Fahk no. Why should I? People see a guaranteed $30 million a film as a brand in need of management. Fahk ‘em. Kim Kardashian’s a brand.’

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Now There’ll Be Even More Fake Celeb Tweets

Making life easier for those who don’t know how to use Photoshop, in the butchering of 140-characters to calumniate celebrities, there’s a random site that allows you to FAKE tweets from anyone. Complete with auto-fill of their avatar and background. Which is only slightly-less creepy than the fact it works for everyone and you can edit the name, time-stamp, and message portion of the fraud complete with random avatars and number of non-existent RTs. I just tried it with myself and apparently I ‘take it in the butt.’ I am not amused and I will sue whomever made these claims (me). Then, after stumbling on LetMeTweetThatForYou.com via the.LIFE FILES, I tried the obvious account because I wanted to know her stance on butt and the FAKE I made to demonstrate leads me to believe there’s ‘too much booty in the pants.’

Ray J Denies Making Whitney Houston Sex Tape

Because the tabloids were all out of ideas this week, Star Magazine (with a fake Jennifer Lopez wedding story on the cover) suggested in a nebulously-worded story that, in theory, tapes of Whitney Houston and Ray J could exist just because he made one with Kim Kardashian. And that it could leak because the aforementioned leaked. Moreover, it’s assumed, were this the case, the family would be mad about it. A source claims Ray J has ‘a ton of sexually explicit photos and videos,’ adding that ‘[Whitney's family have] been in contact with Ray and told him they do not want any photos or videos painting her in a bad light to come out. They explained to Ray that now is the time to honor Whitney, not drag her legacy down. They’ve basically told him, ‘Name your price.’ But Ray is stalling so far because he knows he sitting on a gold mine.’ Then it devolves into further supposition, continuing: ‘[Whitney] adored Ray. She loved doting on him, and she would have done anything he asked; including make a sex tape.’ However, Ray J ran to TMZ.com to deny basically extorting money from the estate with the threat of a release since he claims there are no tapes. His rep says: ‘The despicable tabloid report released today claiming the existence of a sex tape between Ray J and Whitney Houston is not true… There is no sex tape.’