Because television movies are all that she has left unless she wants to turn to prostitution, Lindsay Lohan is shilling HARD for that Lifetime movie role. Still living in the upper floors of the crack den from whence she came, here’s Lohan posing with Furious Love, a book effectively about the same subject as the Elizabeth Taylor biopic; suggesting she’s boning up, while Uncle Terry documents her sagging on his Instamatic. She’s not even been offered the role yet. She’s just one of several people under consideration. However, she’s leaking stories to TMZ.com about her availability, noting she’ll rush through probation so she’ll be ready for the Spring shoot. And she’s doing this random shoot as found on Terry’s Scrapbook O’ Crimescenes. 18 photos of Lohan at the Chateau Marmont.
The First Photos Of Beyonce’s Post-Baby Body
The vessel that made The Notorious B.I.C has been restored to factory settings exactly one month after giving birth. This is… unexpected. I assumed that Beyonce would remain in hiding for another month or so, using the time to work out. She didn’t need the help, per se. But she was super preggo in the face, as well as the abdomen, obviously, and she may have wanted time to fix all that. She looks… great. She’s slimmed right down. I sense some shenanigans under that dress though: there’s an ill-fitting support/ maternity bra to handle the giant mom boobs, a maternity girdle, and double-stuff Spanx under there, no? I’m guessing that she’s double-stuffed into that dress. 10 photos include Beyonce leaving Jay-Z’s fiundraising performance at Carnegie Hall February 6 in NYC.
The NFL Won’t Get To Pee On Kim Kardashian
Son, I am disappoint. TMZ.com says Kim Kardashian’s third husband won’t be a football player. But I refuse to believe that Kardashian would voluntarily exclude so many athletes from her dating pool. According to sources, Kardashian is denying the remaining players who’ve not dated her the chance to pee in the community urinal because she’s over it. Kardashian reportedly lost her faith in NFL urine when she broke up with Reggie Bush because his tinkles were off-colour. He needed to drink more water. That’s easily fixed though. RIGHT?
10 photos of Kim Kardashian around Miami, Florida the first week of February.
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Uncle Terry Set Lindsay Lohan’s Hair On Fire
Lindsay Lohan has been scraping together a living with Lifetime auditions and photo shoots in Uncle Terry’s basement. Well, finally… there’s some good news. She’s upgraded from the basement to the upper floors of the crack den from whence she came (the lighting’s better). Uncle Terry memorialized the moment on his Instamatic by asking Lohan to strip and set her hair on fire. And VOILA!
Christina Aguilera’s Jelly Holds Up Production
Christina Aguilera is mostly off my radar unless I have to talk about her weight. Anecdotes about her pants size are all that’s left to talk about because she’s no longer a booze-hound (at least, not that I know of). She’s on The Voice right now, sure. But she’s not really doing much that’s newsworthy. So I’m happy to ignore her completely unless… oh, I don’t know… she makes The Voice’s production all about her weight too. Oh, that actually happened. Maybe. National Enquirer claims the whole show revolves around making The Artist Formerly Known As Albooki look jelly-free. A source claims: ‘Christina holds up production with her constant demands, saying, ‘Don’t make me look fat’ or ‘Don’t show my butt.’ She’s insisted the cameramen only shoot her at flattering angles, forcing a few segments to be reshot. She also demands that the stylists bring her the latest slimming fashions, and she’s always ordering the makeup artists to make her face look thinner. Blake and Cee Lo get annoyed at Christina’s requests, but Adam really can’t stand it. He’s the first one to say that she’s unprofessional and producers shouldn’t reshoot takes just because she doesn’t like how she looks.’
Was Nick Carter Left Out Of Sister’s Funeral?
Basically… yes. Last week, it was reported that the sister of singers Nick Carter and Aaron Carter, Leslie Carter, 25, died of an overdose of anti-depressants. It was all around horrid and tragic and, according to some, inevitable because her family was one big exploitation machine and she never had a chance. She passed and was survived by a 10-month-old daughter and a husband. The funeral was this weekend. As in Sunday 5. The same date Nick Carter was seven-hours away in concert. Well, this is awkward. Us Weekly claims the former Backstreet Boy blew off the funeral to instead honour a ‘previously booked engagement at the iHeart Performance Studio in Bala Cynwyd, PA’ the same night; his third pre-booked performance since the death on February 1. However, notes TMZ.com, it’s more complicated than that since the 32-year-old claimed he would have attended the Freay Funeral Home Mayville, N.Y. and the Chautauqua County Cemetery where his sister was laid to rest… except no one told him about it. He told TMZ: ‘I wanted to be at my sister’s funeral, but my family has always had a complicated dynamic. There are so many emotions for me surrounding the loss of my sister. I am trying to stay healthy, positive, and focused.’ Sources tell TMZ: Nick feels the family went out of their way to make sure he wasn’t included.







