I’m going to make this a two-parter, because I can set multiple ‘DIS GUN BE GUD’ timers on my cell (3, 2, 1… GO!). Part one: Brandi Glanville has given an interview with Australia’s NW Magazine. And, although she’s since claimed on Twitter today’s reports are ‘inaccurate,’ her counter is so weak I’m going to include this as I found it and let you judge for yourselves. Asked how it felt when the woman who’d been f**king her husband also appropriated the couple’s children, Glanville responded: ‘I remember walking up to soccer practice and there she was with my baby in her lap. My blood was boiling, and I thought I was going to kill her. I really thought I was going to physically hurt her. But that was the first time I saw her that way; she was sitting in my soccer chair, under my tent, she’s got my kid on her lap and she’s with my husband, and that was that little moment of total irrational fury.’ She acquiesced: ‘We’re never going to be best friends, but she’s good to my kids; they love her, and that’s all I could ask for. If they didn’t like her, I’d be in court right now, fighting. It’s not about me, it’s about them.’ And because there’s still time for things to go wrong, Glanville’s kids can live off their stepmother’s money because Mistress Tinklefeet didn’t protect herself with a prenup: ‘Thank God! My kids’ futures will be taken care of if that’s true. I got f**ked. And not in a good way.’