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LeAnn Rimes on Her Ex-Husband’s Engagement…

Nov 15th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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LeAnn Rimes is really, really, really sooper happy about her ex-husband becoming engaged before her, yooguise. REALLY HAPPY. Rimes is demented in the number of Twitter messages she writes about nothing. Her reaction to the engagement of Dean Sheremet has been no different. Remember: Sheremet, 29, was the guy rumoured to be a closet-case on whom Rimes cheated to be with Eddie Cibrian. Sheremet proposed to his fashion photographer girlfriend, Sarah Silver, in their NYC apartment Friday. According to Us Weekly, they’re planning a Summer wedding in NYC. Upon hearing of the wedding plans over the weekend, Rimes went onto her Twitter. She sent a TwitLonger saying she was happy to learn the news. Then, seemingly flamed by a few followers calling her bluff, she replied and repeated her earlier sentiment. My translation of the above, ‘I’m not butthurt they’re getting married before Eddie and I, yooguise. I’m so happy I could cry’.

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Teaser Poster for Pirates of the Caribbean 4

Nov 15th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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A movie poster for Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides has been released online. The fourth in the franchise, still starring Johnny Depp, takes its naming cues from Harry Potter, Mission Impossible, and James Bond movies; hence, ‘[Franchise name][random number between one and 25][much needed semicolon][string of adjectives selected by running lines from HIMYM through Google Translate into Russian and then back again].’ We’ve already seen Depp, who’s currently promoting The Tourist, filming scenes for Pirates 4. He was in Greenwich for a good portion of the early filming, and despite him being about 45 minutes away, I couldn’t bring myself to put down that last slice of pizza and go see him. That slice would have gone cold and wasn’t going to eat itself. The Walt Disney Pictures’ poster looks like the usual fare; it’s a silver skull and crossbones image. The title’s missing, but the release date is listed as May 20.

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Joe Simpson Happy About Jessica’s Engagement

Nov 15th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Joe Simpson has been on Twitter pretending he’s not jealous of Eric Johnson. Jessica Simpson became engaged on Thursday November 11; six whole days after ex-husband Nick Lachey announced he was going to marry Vanessa Minnillo. Simpson and Johnson have been together since May, five months, and Simpson has been showing off her Neil Lane diamond and ruby engagement ring. Now Joe Simpson has to deal with a second dude getting to ogle his daughter’s girl parts. That is assuming he still has a crush on his own daughter, after comments from 2004 like ‘she’s got double-Ds, you can’t cover those suckers up.’ Perhaps his hard-on for his daughter has subsided after six years. But something tells me Papa Joe is sticking pins into an Eric Johnson-shaped doll at the end of each fap.

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The Brands Won’t Ever Turn into The Beckhams

Nov 15th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Despite it not really being any one’s business how married life is treating Katy Perry and Russell Brand, both have been giving quotes about their marriage.

Brand told stories of Perry guiding his clothing choices; making her sound like a control-freak of repressed-housewife proportions. Perry went easier on her husband. And by ‘easier’, I mean she didn’t make divorce sound like the answer to their problems. Because they’re married, and look like emo brother and sister, Perry and Brand are assumed to be joined at the hip. When asked whether they were going to launch a bunch of business ventures together, Perry said no. They’re too busy with their own projects and won’t be turning into an American version of David and Victoria Beckham any time soon. Perry tells News of the World, ‘I have no criticism for them at all, they’re the f**king Beckhams. They’re as big as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.’ Adding, ‘Our map is different. Me and Russell have different goals. He’s really intensely into his book right now. He’s also editing and is about to star in another film. I’m halfway through the record and about to launch my perfume, Purr. There’s a lot [separately] going on.’

Image credit to Fame Pictures. Story WENN, News of the World via Ace Showbiz.

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Britney Spears Breaks Out Short Shorts & Uggs

Nov 15th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Britney Spears’ ‘Come Hither’ cut-offs, and ‘Eff Me’ Uggs are molesting my eyes. I’m a sucker for Spears in short shorts and inevitably mis-matched footwear. The only thing that sets my heart racing more is seeing how many days she can go without showering or brushing her hair. Her presumably braless upper body says it’s cold outside. However, her shorts are cooling down her lower body. I can’t even work out what’s happening with those Uggs. I’d only wear those if it were snowing outside or something, but that’s just me. They seem an odd fit for Calabasas, CA weather. We all know she has hygiene issues; I bet Spears’ dainty tootsies smell like the farts of constipated unicorns. It’s the stuff of dreams.

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Picture of Jessica Simpson’s Engagement Ring

Nov 15th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Jessica Simpson has become engaged only six days after her ex-husband did the same. Simpson is shown in the above picture signing autographs for fans during a mall appearance for the Jessica Simpson Collection in Overland Park, Kansas.

Simpson filed for divorce on December 16, 2005, and yet she’s planning her second wedding at the same time as Nick Lachey. Not subtle, Simpson. Not subtle. Of course, it was boyfriend-of-six-months, Eric Johnson, who proposed. Perhaps he saw that Simpson was butthurt in a way Twinkies alone couldn’t fix and so he popped a soda can and put that ring pull on her finger. It’s a matter of personal taste, but I have to say this ring’s not my cup. When I marry (never), Hilarious Dude With Great Abs had better hand-carve my stone to perfection using his own six-pack (that’s what abs are for, correct?). Simpson’s is a budget-looking gold band, with a central ruby and two diamonds; one on either side. It’s Neil Lane, but it still looks pretty gumball machine. Ever since I saw Khloe Kardashian’s engagement ring, everyone else has been chopped liver. Perhaps it set standards too high; not all bums off the street can afford something like this.

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