Jenna Jameson quit sucking d*ck on camera for a living, because motherhood RULES. Motherhood, first. Lockjaw, second. Got that? Jameson said some similar things during an Oprah interview that I’m struggling to remember; that she was over being a c*mdumpster extraordinaire and so kissed the business goodbye. She’s elaborating, adding that so much as a Maxim cover would be out of the question. Because, apparently, her sons are growing up in a world without the Internet (which is great, because their future friends won’t know mommy’s a whore). Jameson poses with her twin sons with Tito Ortiz, Jesse and Journey, for the Family Issue of W; the same issue in which we see a naked and pregnant Miranda Kerr. In an interview that covers having her implants removed and being a ‘normal girl’, Jameson says ‘I really don’t think I need to say, ‘Mommy was a porn star’… I feel like they’re going to know me and think, Mommy loved us so much that she quit everything and made us her job. And that’s what I did. The moment I decided to have children, I quit. I won’t even do a Maxim cover.’