Matthew Morrison is showing off his ridiculous body in Details. For the December 2010 cover of Details, the actor, who plays Will Schuester on Glee, is shirtless and flashing his abs. Dude’s got an obnoxiously good body. But then, we knew that. I don’t know about the face, though; it’s squishy and his head’s covered in pubes (you can call his hair ‘short and curly’, if you please… I’m calling those ‘pubes’). He seems to have cropped his hair a little shorter than we usually see it on the show. It’s too short and too full of product, and the way it’s sticking out is distracting from his eight-pack. And that cannot be allowed. I’m loving dude’s interview; he talks about having a pretty vanilla, religious upbringing, and not losing his virginity until he was 21. He does feel the need to talk about sex later in life, with all those un-tended to girls on Broadway, and use the exact words: ‘There were all these beautiful, beautiful dancers. As a straight guy I had some room. There were the shared interests in singing and dancing, and I always find dancing with someone very evocative and sexual.’ My gaydar must be broken. But, whatever. He says he’s not gay and has sex with actual women. You know, ones with a vagina. He also gives very interesting quotes about how seduced his younger co-stars are by the fame Glee has brought. ‘I do look at stuff people on the show are doing, and I don’t judge them, but I question it. I say to myself, keep quiet. Fame, you know, it’s like a handgun; in the wrong hands, it’s dangerous.’ Morrison’s excerpts, pictures, and behind-the-scenes video below.
