The 17th annual Screen Actors Guild Awards took place last night. And everyone who had a spare ball gown laying around, and time between sips of their Trenta size cup of Starbucks, attended. This is pretty dull, and the statue is the stuff of nightmares (clowns and certain porcelain dolls freak me out and the statue’s a little person with a jacked-up face. Does not want). The SAG Awards 2011 took place the evening of Sunday January 30 at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, CA. Below, in short, are pictures of everyone who’s released a movie or television show, with parts as small as a cameo, in the past year. Kim Kardashian was also there. Because she’s always there. And there may have been a toilet somewhere that desperately needed opening. See 50 pictures of the following, in order, Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman, Lea Michele (who’s still wearing stupid plunging necks), Jenna Ushkowitz, Dianna Agron, Amber Riley, Heather Morris (one of the night’s stunners), Naya Rivera, Jayma Mays, Eva Longoria, January Jones, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban, Rosario Dawson, Hilary Swank, Claire Danes (who isn’t, I repeat isn’t, January Jones’ evil twin) who’s wearing a hideous frilly dress that looks like birds pooped on it, Winona Ryder, Kardashian, Helena Bonham Carter, Sofia Vergara, Jane Krakowski, Jenna Fischer, Christina Hendricks, Justin Timberlake, Amy Adams, Armie Hammer, Jesse Eisenberg (the day after he appeared with Mark Zuckerberg on SNL), Jane Lynch, Christian Bale, Mariska Hargitay, Andrew Garfield, Julia Stiles, Tina Fey, and also Jon Hamm.

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