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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Covers Vogue UK

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley covers Vogue UK March 2011. Okay, so the March 2011 covers are here with full force and most of them are out, already. Vogue are some of the more important covers, and we’ve already seen the Vogue Turkey cover, with Paris Hilton wearing Uncle Terry’s molester glasses. The UK gets the Transformers 3 actress, who replaces Megan Fox in the forthcoming movie (we saw her spending most of last year shooting opposite Shia LaBeouf).

I guess her issue has to get attention somehow. So she’s groping her own boob in one of the pictures. That’s one way in which to ensure your issue does not become overlooked. She’s all like, ‘Look, I’m sooo sexy, I’m groping myself. Is that a nipple or pepperoni? Mmm, pepperoni.’ She’s also topless in one of the images (censored below). This is the first Vogue UK cover for the British-born Victoria’s Secret model, Jason Statham’s girlfriend of years. Which seems weird.

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Sadie Grace is Christina Applegate’s Baby Girl

Christina Applegate is a mother. The 39-year-old actress has given birth to a baby girl. She and her fiance, 41-year-old Dutch musician Martyn LeNoble, confirm the news. LeNoble made the news of the birth a Facebook update, late Monday, telling the world daughter Sadie Grace LeNoble was born in Los Angeles on Thursday January 27. She weighed 7 lbs., 8 oz.. ‘Actress Christina Applegate and fiance, musician Martyn LeNoble, welcomed daughter Sadie Grace LeNoble on Thursday, Jan. 27, 2011 in Los Angeles,’ a spokesperson for the pair said in a statement. ‘Mother and daughter are doing great.’ A source tells People.com, the first to break the news, that ‘She’s a beautiful little girl, and they are so happy and in love with her.’ Applegate and LeNoble have been dating for nearly three years and became engaged last Valentine’s Day. The pregnancy was announced in July, before the pole-dancing. Applegate had a double mastectomy in July 2008 and reconstructive surgery months later. She is now cancer-free.

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Kim Kardashian’s Naked W Photos Made Her Cry

Kim Kardashian does this a lot. So hang in there while she backpedals about another naked magazine cover. I’m guessing at this point it’s just easier for her to make up lies on the spot, rather than tell the truth about whatever she’s being asked. Which is why, and I’m not the only one to notice, her answers to questions contradict each other wildly from publication to publication and why she can never seem to make up her mind whether she enjoys posing nude. Kardashian at one point said she regretted her Playboy magazine photos. Months later, when asked by someone else, she said the opposite. Today, she’s ‘crying’ over her W magazine naked pictures (uncensored images). She is basically claiming the magazine did something unethical and lied about what pictures would be used and how they would be presented. Which is a heck of an accusation. She says she was led to believe the images would be covered and tasteful. That no nipple/ areola or other private areas would be shown. However, you could see her whole uncovered/ uncensored breast and most of her pubic area when the pictures were released. Kardashian’s now calling W unethical and the images pornographic. The Daily Mail notes that Kardashian insists she was promised something ‘artsy’, not what she calls ‘full-on porn.’ More full-on porn, as she was actually in a porno. ‘Oh my God, I’m more naked than I was in Playboy. I’m so mad right now,’ she sobbed to sister Kourtney Kardashian during Sunday’s episode of Kourtney & Kim Take New York. ‘She promised I would be covered with artwork… I was naked but fully covered in silver paint. This artist will put images of architecture and buildings and stuff on top of me so you will see my body shape and the outline but not actually my boobs or anything. You can see nipple. The whole concept was sold to me that nothing would be seen.’ Kardashian adds that she felt ‘taken advantage of’ and is ‘never taking [her] clothes off again, even if it’s for Vogue.’ She then backpedals again, mid-quote, to add she eventually came around, saying, ‘I’m glad I did them.’ Watch her fake cry, presumably at the behest of producers, at seeing the issue for the first time.

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Sofia Vergara’s Breasts Belong In a Strip Club?

Sofia Vergara is wonderful, just wonderful. Especially when she gives quotes like the ones I’ll share in a moment. At Elle’s Women in Television event in West Hollywood, last Thursday, Vergara admitted to liking being ‘a little plump.’ Her words, not mine. She adds, accurately, ‘Because I’m Latin, I’m expected to be voluptuous, so I don’t have to be a certain weight that is really skinny because it is expected of me. I think they want me with a little bit of meat.’ While accepting an award from Elle, Vergara added that her breasts ‘only belong in a strip bar or somewhere indecent.’ Need a moment? No? Okay, she concludes that ‘being in Elle is one of [her] greatest achievements,’ because she gets to show off her curves in a magazine that tends to favour thin girls like Keira Knightley.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Calls People Mean and Lame

Goopy, Goopy, Goopy. She’s so sad. I have a hard time keeping track of what she’s sad about, as she whines so much. And so much of what she says is saturated in self-importance, making it hard to comprehend her real issues.

Paltrow, as posted earlier, covers the March 2011 UK edition of Harper’s Bazaar. At the time of the last post, I only had the newsstand and subscriber covers. However, there are now additional images, below, and her interview snippets. Paltrow doesn’t disappoint. She talks at length about how lame you are, Goop-hater. Yes, you. And me, I guess. Because, well, f**k us all. She then talks in the interview about how fabulous it is in the UK and she brags about a friendship with Beyonce. Once she’s done name-dropping, she talks about how people are ‘so mean’ to her. She actually uses those words. And the word ‘lame.’ This woman is 38-years-old and she emotes like a 14-year-old into a journal.

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Helena Bonham Carter Wore What To DGAs?

Helena Bonham Carter is precisely the amount of crazy I want to be, once I’m a proper grown-up. Talking to Us Magazine at the Directors Guild Awards on Saturday, the Oscar-nominated actress began to make entirely appropriate comments about her own breasts. ‘Today I’m wearing huge breasts,’ she joked, about the above outfit. ‘It’s amazing what a corset will do. I’m not all that well-endowed. These are my Golden Globes. Who needs Golden Globes when you’ve got these?’ Who needs Golden Globes when you’ve got what now? Who says that? See, this is the kind of thing I’d be drunkenly saying to the press on the red carpet, if I were a celebrity. That said, I have a sneaking suspicion she was stone-cold sober when musing about the size her her boobs to strangers.

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