Tony Parker was not blindsided by divorce. Parker is speaking out, for reasons I’m having trouble fathoming. Despite the fact he’s being smeared online as another scummy cheater, which would be the case if he really did sleep with his teammate’s wife, he seemed less of a media whore. Soon-to-be ex-wife Eva Longoria was the one looking the fool. The divorce news broke, a day early, and it would have been harder to paint herself as the ‘cheated-on victim’ if Parker were seen to have filed first. She stomped her feet, prompted retractions of partially-true stories, and looked the buffoon the next day upon filing for the ’100% false’ divorce that wasn’t happening. Seems Parker is in as desperate need of attention. He’s speaking to People magazine about how he knew his marriage ended. ‘Eva and I have been discussing our situation privately,’ he says in a statement issued by his rep. ‘I was aware that she would be filing for divorce in Los Angeles.’ Furthermore, he didn’t file first. ‘I did not file for divorce in Texas and did not hire divorce attorneys in either Texas or California,’ he explains. ‘We plan to continue to keep our discussions of this matter private.’

Image credit to Fame Pictures. Quotes People magazine and Just Jared.

Jasmine Waltz, is talking again. Mainly because staying quiet after banging someone else’s (famous) husband is no way to make it onto the red carpet for credible events, Rachel Uchitel-stlyle. The cocktail waitress has spoken to Life&Stlye, as they were probably the only ones who’d believe everything she was saying. Specifically, we learn a little more about how Waltz alleges the pair met and the during and aftermath of their two sexual encounters. This kind of makes me feel sorry for Arquette, if not for her making him sound like a dud in the sack, then for all the sad things he said after the fact about not feeling ‘like a man’, after going without sex for so long. The 28-year-old elaborates that the estranged husband of Courteney Cox and she met on September 30th when he and a group of friends showed up at Premiere nightclub, where she was working. They spoke and Arquette revealed within 20 minutes that he was having marital troubles and that he and Cox were separated. Only hours later, the day of meeting, they had sex. ‘It wasn’t bad sex, but it wasn’t emotional. It was quick and painless. Nothing exciting,’ Waltz explains. ‘When we were done, he just looked at me and said, ‘This is the first time I’ve felt like a man in a very long time.” There’s also a photo of them together, given to Life&Style as proof of meeting, in what appears to be some memorial place, which is weird, right?

Image credit to Life&Style. Quotes Life&Style via The Huffington Post.