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PETA Didn’t Hilariously Flour Kim Kardashian

Promoting her new fragrance, in what feels like another contrived stunt like the time she staged a drink being thrown for drama on Kourtney & Kim Take New York, Kim Kardashian and her pimp momager walked the red carpet at the London Hotel in West Hollywood while being circle-jerked by the paparazzi. In the videos below, all of the same incident, Kardashian is standing around on the red carpet as she does any other event when she’s assaulted by a random woman who coats her in white powder screaming something about ‘FUR HAG!’ Leading people to point and click in the direction of obvious suspects PETA who recently put up a billboard about Kardashian being tacky enough to drape herself in fur evidently dispassionate even after Wook posed nude for the anti-fur movement.

Immediately asked ‘LOL, WUT?’ they were all ‘LOL, NOPE!’ TMZ.com approached them for comment, and bragging rights, to which they replied it was nothing to do with them but they LOVE the stunt and admit it appears to be something fur-related: ‘It was not [us]. We were given the video by an anti-fur activist on the scene. PETA has tried everything from polite letters to public protests, but Kim Kardashian has not been moved by the news that animals are beaten, electrocuted, and even skinned alive for real fur garments. Whoever threw that flour may reach her when our polite appeals did not.’ Kardashian removed the jacket she wore and brushed off her hair to return to the vacuumed red carpet after the fire department determined she was only attacked with cooking flour.

The as-yet unidentified woman was taken into custody for non-criminal battery although the LA County Sheriff’s Department says Kardashian declined to press charges or be checked by paramedics. Because it’s probably, I suspect, a ploy to shill her pee-perfume that you’re all going to buy now. Kardashian told her pimps at E! ‘That probably is the craziest, unexpected, weird thing that ever happened to me… Like I said to my makeup artist, I wanted more powder and that’s a whole lot of translucent powder right there.’ Asked by Us Weekly why she came back to the red carpet, she said: ‘This was a Dress for Success charity event so I wanted to come back for all of the women involved. But I’m okay! That was insane! I laughed it off and came right back! I took 10 minutes to dust it off and came back to do interviews. When I came back, I just said I asked my makeup artist to bring me powder and that I didn’t think he would bring that much!’

Her sisters reacted on Twitter. Kourtney Kardashian said: ‘Classy to flour bomb my sister at her charity event helping women. I wonder if they would have dared thrown the flour at my hormonal and pregnant self!’ Wook added: ‘I wish I was with my sister tonight. I bet you that woman wouldn’t have dared tried a thing.’

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Kristin Cavallari Wants Another Kid Right Away

Although she’s still gestating the first, Kristin Cavallari says she immediately wants another baby for a total of four; all planned, the latter two of whom will probably come after her wedding. About which, judging by a new interview she gives in Glamoholic Magazine, fiance Jay Cutler is complicit because he wants to pay chirren support x4 and all that alimony once the future marriage goes south.

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John Slattery Defends January Jones Again

Last year, 11-year-old Jared Gilmore who used to play Bobby Draper accused January Jones of being vituperative and austere. Asked whether he had any advice for the boy who’s going to replace him in season five, Gilmore replied, ‘Be careful around January [Jones]. She’s not as approachable as the others. She’s really serious about what she does. Everyone else is so nice.’ About which John Slattery immediately replied: ‘Well, it’s an intimidating character… I mean, that’s the character. Betty Draper is an intimidating woman I suppose, if you were a seven-year-old boy [or] her son. She’s a sweetheart. We got lucky. We don’t have anybody like that.’ Asked again, as Mad Men starts again this Sunday with a new kid, Slattery copy pastas his own statement by saying it’s the kid’s fault for being a p**sy and it’s not Jones’ fault she’s such a great actor. Slattery, who I’m suddenly reminded wanted to pee on Carrie Bradshaw, told Shortlist

‘She plays a formidable character, she’s not mother of the year, she has a hard relationship with that child and she’s horrible to him. It’s remarkable to watch her, actually. You look at her and think: this is an actual person, in this moment, going through all this. She becomes the part. That poor f**king kid, I’m not surprised she scared the hell out of him. She’d scare the hell out of me… [Moreover] I don’t think she is misunderstood by anyone else but that one kid. Coincidentally, that kid doesn’t play Bobby Draper any more. Not because of what he said, but because… well, for other reasons. They’ve had about five Bobby Drapers and they can’t seem to find one who doesn’t look straight into the lens.’ [via Vulture]

Hilary Duff Gave Birth To Luca Cruz Comrie

Because those baby things don’t stay in the tummy forever, nor do they stay babies forever, incidentally, Hilary Duff expelled her son from her womb early in the week. This is Duff and husband Mike Comrie’s first child, a baby boy, about whom they released a statement on Twitter and on her official site: ‘Tuesday evening, we became proud parents of a healthy 7 pound 6 ounce beautiful boy. We are overjoyed and feel like the luckiest parents in the world. He is surrounded by so much love!! Mom and baby are both doing extremely well.’

The Situation Liked Booze As Well As Pills?

Despite his attempts to placate the media with an admission of a ‘prescription pill problem’ and an admission that he voluntarily went into treatment, there’s further speculation today about the substances he was taking for which he required treatment. It was initially speculated by TMZ.com that The Situation may have used pills, although it had no specifics at the time. It was later revealed by RadarOnline.com that The Situation used prescription pills with suspicion that he also took illegal drugs, probably party drugs that got out of hand, some suspect cocaine. Now there are new claims that his drinking is an issue, and claims he went through detox for the booze before entering Cirque Lodge in Utah for the issue with prescription pills. Moreover, he’s reportedly telling people at the treatment center that his paid, up to six-figure, club appearances escalated the drinking problems (he’s dependent on that income).

RadarOnline claims to know the 29-year-old’s drugs of choice, his ‘addiction’ according to a source: ‘Xanax and Ambien.’ The source claims The Situation took ‘very, very large amounts of the two drugs to counter-act his hard partying, which included use of illegal substances. It was getting extremely dangerous for Mike because when he would take Ambien and Xanax he would already be under the influence, and he would forget how many pills he took, causing him to take too many sometimes. Mike was blacking out, and suffering from memory loss, which is very common when taking large doses of the two prescription drugs.’

But none of that matters because he’s reportedly not willing to forgo the appearances because MONIES: ‘Mike doesn’t want to give up his paid club promotional appearances; he loves the attention that he gets from the ladies and the money is great. Mike leads a very expensive life and he doesn’t want his lifestyle to suffer because of his decision to go to rehab. He is very upset that stint in rehab has become public knowledge, because he doesn’t want it to affect his bottom line. Mike’s brother handles his club appearances and he has been telling club managers that Mike has no plans on giving up the nightlife.’

Cocaine Contributed To Whitney Houston Death

With the drug in her system at the time she died, as confirmed in the just-released toxicology report, and with her handlers reportedly removing cocaine from the scene before officials arrived as speculated by the tabloids but never proven, cocaine was one contributing factor in the death of Whitney Houston.

The L.A. County Coroner has released the official cause of death: accidental drowning. They also note that Houston used cocaine ‘immediately prior.’ Coke and heart disease contributed to her death. Coroner Chief Craig Harvey called Houston a ‘chronic’ user of coke with an ‘acute’ level in her system. Moreover, it’s ‘very possible,’ a source tells TMZ.com, coke and heart disease caused her to lose consciousness in the bathtub of her room at the Beverly Hilton Hotel (there was a 60% narrowing of her arteries, a direct result of using, probably causing a heart attack in the tub). As well as coke, Houston also had marijuana, anxiety medication Xanax, muscle relaxer Flexeril, and allergy medication Benadryl, in her system when she died, none of which appeared to contribute to the death. Police only found Xanax, Ibuprofen, and Midol at the scene with no evidence of cocaine. Leading sources to claim ‘an individual removed cocaine from the room before authorities arrived.’ TMZ speculates that person is the same one who ‘supplied Whitney.’ Mover, it’s not clear how long the entourage waited to call 911. Houston’s family statement: ‘We are saddened to learn of the toxicology results, although we are glad to now have closure.’