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Basic Snow White On The Promotional Trail

Mar 28th, 2012
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Since her version of Snow White is arbitrarily coming out a few weeks earlier than the good version, here’s Lily Collins on her way to Jimmy Fallon to promote Mirror, Mirror. About which I’m only posting because I’ve seen it already and I had some random non-spoiler thoughts… 1) Collins isn’t ridiculous beside IRL Prince Charming, Armie Hammer, as many suspected she would be. 2) Julia Roberts does a great impression of a c**t with a superiority complex. 3) I’ll leave this here but, yes, Sean Bean is in it… as much as Liam Hemsworth is in The Hunger Games 4) Collins. Okay, her eyebrows. I was Team Eyebrow. Except watching Mirror, Mirror I was all ‘NOOOO!’ My exact thought process: ‘F**k, she’s so hairy. Eyebrows peeking from behind unkempt hair, happy eyebrows, sad eyebrows, eyebrows in a dress.’ It was SO distracting. Which is a shame, since she’s so adorable otherwise even if she is aged in close-up. 5) As Hammer admitted in a recent interview, the movie is far better than the trailers make it look. It’s entirely tolerable and fit for its intended audience. There’s nothing really wrong with it, per se. It just looks awful in the Cliffs Notes version.

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January Jones Is Holding Someone’s Baby… Oh.

Mar 28th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Since she expelled one of those baby things from her womb at some point months ago (who can even remember when?), here’s January Jones holding… um. I don’t know. I’m pretty sure it’s her kid. I. Ugh, dunno. She’s holding it. And she is not repelled by its presence. So I don’t know whether I buy that this isn’t some random baby hired by the hour with the provision he not puke on her jacket. Well, pretending she can tell her own kid from the rented one, a few more photos below for posterity. In related news, Jones is a witch: ‘I’m eating well, with vitamins and teas and with placenta capsulation. Your placenta gets dehydrated and made into vitamins. It’s something I was very hesitant about, but we’re the only mammals who don’t ingest our own placentas,’ says Jones, which means we should eat our poop and our babies too. ‘It’s not witch-crafty or anything!’

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Lindsay Lohan Will Appear As Herself On Glee

Mar 28th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Someone else is trusting Lindsay Lohan to stay out of jail long enough to get a day’s work done. TVLine.com reported earlier today that Lohan was in ‘final negotiations’ to appear on Glee as herself as ‘a celebrity judge at Nationals’ in one of the season’s final episodes (it’s back on air in two weeks, according to Fox’s Twitter, although I’m bummed cos’ a tabloid posted a spoiler photo and ruined it for me). Hours later, Lohan’s rep went on the offensive. And, rather than wait for the show to confirm as it did Whoopi Goldberg’s upcoming cameo, Steve Honig confirmed to TooFab.com and GossipCop.com ‘Lindsay will be appearing in an episode of Glee.’ Although, honestly, her rep is wrong a lot so I assume she’s still in negotiations and they’re jumping the gun with the pimping like they did shooting posters for Inferno two-years before filming, turning up uninvited to the Gotti press conference to give interviews and pose for photos, and shilling the Elizabeth Taylor biopic when she was only under consideration.

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Racist Reactions To The Hunger Games Casting

Mar 28th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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  • Racists gon’ race: idiots angry about The Hunger Games [Lainey Gossip]
  • Remaking 1976′s Carrie movie, with Chloë Moretz in the lead [TooFab]
  • Russell Brand is ’amazing, funny and beautiful’ says girlfriend [Celeb Edge]
  • Octomom was paid $10,000 to pose topless [Drunken Stepfather: NSFW]
  • Jennnifer Lawrence at the Spanish The Hunger Games premiere [IDLYITW]
  • Soo… Gerard Butler probably banged Lindsay Lohan too [Evil Beet]
  • Kendra Wilkinson refreshingly candid about her talent level [Starcasm]
  • Is this how Dancing with the Stars chooses its stars? [Seriously OMG]
  • Lindsay Lohan off probation, first time in four years [The Celebrity Cafe]
  • Wait, they do premieres for re-releases? Ugh. Titanic 3D [I Need my Fix]
  • Amanda Seyfried to play a young French girl in Les Miserables [INF Daily]

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The Flour-Bomber’s Sister Appeared On KUWTK

Mar 27th, 2012
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In news that will surprise no one, the Kardashians know the sister of the flour-bomber. Last week, FUR HAG!’s event was interrupted by a de-lousing courtesy of animal activist Christina Cho of whom PETA denied all knowledge or ties. However, Cho had pulled similar stunts for PETA before and won an award from the charity for her activism in 2010. Moreover, Cho’s younger sister Michelle Cho is a PETA spokesperson/ manager out of the Los Angeles office who met Kim and Khloe Kardashian in 2008 for PETA-centric season 3, episode 3 of Keeping Up With The Kardashians entitled I’d Rather Go Naked… Or Shopping. The pimps at E! posted this on their site so I may as well post the videos too, below because they auto-play. Michelle Cho is introduced as ‘Michelle: PETA Manager.’ THANKS Lynne, for pointing this out, as soon as you mentioned it I was like ‘OH, HER!’

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Khloe Kardashian Guilted Into Having Babies

Mar 27th, 2012
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Admitting what we already knew, Khloe Kardashian says her family resort to emotional blackmail when threatening letters and poison Wook traps don’t get the message across. Speaking in the UK’s New! Magazine, the 27-year-old says that her family is pressuring her to have babies despite her obvious problems getting pregnant (her husband has kids, so he’s not the issue). Moreover, they use little Mason Dash Disick to guilt Kardashian into having a baby to be his friend: ‘Lamar and I definitely want children, but I felt pressured by my mom and my sisters,’ said Kardashian. ‘Kourtney had Mason and [began] saying, ‘I want him to have someone to grow up with.’ Sex became a job instead of it being fun and easy. Now it’s in God’s hands and I’m very comfortable with that right now.’

Asked about her weight, she added: ‘I’m very comfortable with my body right now. My weight fluctuates all the time, but I try to eat healthily, work out and stay as fit as I can.’ Of the paparazzi, she concluded: ‘They’re mean and aggressive. They’re not trying to get pretty shots of you. But it comes with the territory, I guess.’ Side note: photos below, since forced-perspective is fun.

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