Another day, another set of photos of Venus Williams’ booty in nude-coloured panties as she plays tennis. I didn’t publish the first set of photos from January 24, 2010, that came out, showing Venus Williams of the tennis-playing Williams sisters as she played at the Australian Open at Melbourne Park in Melbourne, Australia. However, we are now at day 10 and further new photos have surfaced showing Williams almost baring her booty, as she plays Na Li of China.
The new images, dated Tuesday January 26, 2010, show the 29-year-old tennis star suffering through two humiliations; one deliberate, one not. According to her Twitter, she knew that it looked like she had no damn panties on.
[She tweeted] My dress for the Austrailian Open has been one of my best designs ever! Its all about the slits and V-Neck. I am wearing undershorts the same color as my skin, so it gives the slits in my dress the full effect!
As she played her skirt rose up and exposed her underwear, on more than one occasion. Given that her draws were flesh-coloured, this caused quite the stir. That didn’t make me LOL so much, but her booty crack sweat did. Granted, it’d be pretty hard to play any game of tennis without sweating, but I don’t recall seeing this much butt sweat before. More hilarity under the cut.
Hayden Panettiere has finally washed and brushed her locks, and as such looks miles better than the first time we saw her with her new red hair. The young actress looks a whole lot better with a warm reddish brown colour, rather than the slightly brassy blonde that washed out her skin. Which do you prefer, her with her old blonde look or in this new photo of her red hair taken Tuesday in NY.
Michelle Trachtenberg, also known as the younger sister you wished Buffy’d left at a bus shelter on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, is a Complex cover girl. The actress, best known for her roles on Buffy and an equally annoying character on Gossip Girl, covers the February/ March 2010 issue of Complex magazine.
Trachtenberg must have been in the middle of a meal while shooting this. Something greasy with lots of ketchup, perhaps. Maybe she was lacking the hand-eye coordination to eat her hot dog (or whatever) neatly, as she seems to have accidentally spilled a whole load of sauce all over her arm and hands.
Trachtenberg can be seen in her kinky, bondage-theme photos and video below.
David Arquette is hardly the world’s scariest foe, but he wins Ten Shiny Internets for defending his wife against the catty bishes at the NY Times. The NY Times: The Moment fashion blog made two faux-pas in nearly as many days; first, they mocked cancer sufferer Michael C. Hall; second, they called Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, and Kate Hudsonweighty as they walked the 67th Annual Golden Globes red carpet. They didn’t use those words, to be fair, but this is the NYT. They know commenting on imaginary celebrity weight-gain is going to be met as though they pointed and yelled fatty fat fat over and over.
David Arquette has a response for the New York Times blogger who suggested that his wife showed up at the Golden Globes carrying a bit of extra weight. “I don’t think that has anything to do with anything. Writing articles about people that put on weight is just wasting space for real news,” he told Fox News’ Pop Tarts. “And who really cares? I love round people, I love skinny people. I love people in general; we’ve got to get past labels and stop being so critical about everything.”
This answers those who ever wondered how 54-year-old Mel Gibson can be the father of eight children and still keep most of his hair. The tragically nicknamed OctoDad became a father of eight recently. He was asked by Jay Leno, on Tuesday, about his growing brood the latest of whom was born of his mistress-turned-number-one-bish, Oksana Grigorieva. As well as revealing that he spends a great deal of time with his fingers in his ears singing tra-la-la-la-la Gibson admits he picks his butt rather than doing any real fathering. I just… I can’t…
[On parenting] “You’re more mellow. There’s shortcuts, I guess. Earplugs, you know!” Leno asked, “Are you getting up at night, are you doing the whole deal?” Gibson replied, “I’ll be honest, I would say that her mother does the lion’s share of that work, but you know, I support her.”
Image Juan Rico/Fame Pictures. Story The Jay Leno Show, People magazine.
Part-time assclowns TMZ posted the above Beyonce Knowles and Tila Tequila picture, side-by-side. At first I was all like BISH WHUT? But then I LOLd. On the left is Knowles as she attends the Hope for Haiti telethon; on the right is Tila Tequila facing the harsh light of reality after climbing out from under her rock.
Not that this question needs asking, but which woman rocks the look better?
A woman who picked a nickname based on the reaction she got to her fake tits, JWowwof MTV’s Jersey Shore, is reportedly about to get her tits out. Again. At first there was a half-baked rumour that the cast mate, real name Jenni Farley, was possibly going to pose for Playboy. Now there are rumours that nude pictures of her are being shopped around to the highest bidder. JWoww is already showing a whole lot of her T&A for a sensible fee on Jersey Shore, so who knows what pictures would fetch. According to rumours, and they are only rumours until we see bare tittehs with our own eyes, explicit photos are being pimped around.
Rarar Online reports there are at least three photos; one, “facing the camera, topless,” from the waist up; two, slightly turned but with her back toward the camera wearing a skimpy wrap and boots but that “does not obscure the view”; three, full length, topless frontal shot, where JWoww is again wearing a small wrap around her waist. The pics are shot with “moody lighting”. Cos everyone needs their vajayjay shot in the best, most non whore-tastic light possible.
The nude pictures aren’t out yet, but there’s some NSFW ones; 1, 2, 3, 4.
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