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Jennifer Aniston Probably Has Brad Pitt’s Sperm

Dec 25th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Jennifer Aniston just ticked off the last crazy box in Cat Lady Bingo. I assumed she handed in her giant marker and tombola when she started dating Justin Theroux. However, this anecdote from a friend certifies her as a lifetime member of the club (lifetime membership also means her cats will always have a father in Theroux). Journalist friend Maureen Dowd wrote in The New York Times Magazine that late mutual-friend Sue Mengers knew what was up. Dowd recalls: ‘After Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie, Mengers told me that she advised her beloved Jen to ask Brad for some of his sperm.’ She totally did it.

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Posted in: Brangelina, Celebrity Babies, Jennifer Aniston.
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Jason Alexander Says Britney Spears Is Trapped

Dec 23rd, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Mouthbreather Jason Alexander is still trying to rain on his ex-wife’s parade. Britney Spears married Alexander for 55-hours back in 2004. And dude’s read every Google Alert on Spears’ name since then. Since he knows EVERYTHING. Except he doesn’t, as they no longer speak, and this is the supposition of mutual friends. Alexander was asked about the engagement by Star Magazine and he threw Spears under the bus: ‘[The relationship is] a complete sham [and Jason Trawick] will end up hurting [her]. If they actually get married, it will probably only last for a year two, but not much longer than that. I think Britney is really unhappy but doesn’t know how to get out I don’t think she loves [her fiance]. [Mutual friends say Britney] has has no choice but to listen to what her dad and [fiance] say. I want her to know that she can get out… if she really wants to.’

Posted in: Britney Spears, Celebrity Wedding.
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Michael Lohan Talks Lindsay’s Playboy Cover

Dec 23rd, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Michael Lohan will appear on Dr Drew’s Lifechangers show and there’s a preview of his interview. The interview would be a non-event, since it’s mostly about his on-off girlfriend, Kate Major, except for Lohan’s visible discomfort with a covered nude of his daughter only a few feet away. The namedropping patriarch was asked whether he thought the move into soft porn was a good one, to which he replied… MEH. ‘I heard [the nudes were] classy,’ said Lohan, 51. ‘She did some movies that were a little risque at times and I couldn’t even go to the movies to watch them; I wanted to, but I couldn’t. [Playboy is] a move in a direction where she’s working, so as far as I’m concerned it is a good move.

Posted in: Lindsay Lohan, Playboy, TV.
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Scarlett Johansson Is Too Good For Sweatpants

Dec 23rd, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Scarlett Johansson doesn’t own any damn sweats, you got that?! Continuing her whining tour, during which we’ve learned never to call her ScarJo or an ingenue, Johansson talks about being dressed up at all times. Even if she’s running to the store, or lounging at home, or whatever. I guess the 1% lounge in ballgowns and diamond slippers. I’m a onesie/ footed pyjamas and no make-up girl, myself. ‘I always like to put a little bit of makeup on,’ she told Style.com. ‘I’m not the kind of person that just slops around in sweatpants. I like to feel a little more together; you never know who you’re going to see out there! I always keep red lipstick in my bag because I never know when I might show up to an event and be completely under-dressed. I feel like red lipstick is the cure-all for everything.’

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Adele Will Cover American Vogue March 2012

Dec 23rd, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Adele will reportedly cover the March 2012/ Spring/ Power Issue of American Vogue. She already covered British Vogue in October. But now Anna Wintour is taking a break from using her covers to shill movies in order to promote the singer. This feels belated. As though this should have been news this time last year. But it’s better late than never. WWD claim specially-made plus size clothes will be used in the shoot, despite throat-surgery related weight loss. I suppose that means we’ll be seeing her couture-covered shoulders and not just her face.

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Christina Aguilera Looks… Thinner… Suddenly

Dec 23rd, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Here’s Christina Aguilera at her 31st birthday party, the date of which somehow completely escaped me. Well, she turned 31-years-old December 18 and I just found Us Weekly’s photo of her birthday cake. The name on it’s wrong. It says ‘Xtina,’ when it should say ‘Albooki,’ or her government name of ‘Albino Snooki.’ But it’s her cake though. And it has boobs. We’re eating those first.

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