Stephanie Seymour did things, walked, blah, something, then gestured towards her breasts in case you somehow missed them. I’ve got a few photos of Seymour, 43, in what I just realised is a one-piece but I’m calling it a bikini anyway since it may as well be. Seymour is another person spending the holidays in tropical climates fearing the wrath of Wook Wook who’s currently in Texas.
Mischa Barton stopped being crazy and started being thin. So she’s totes popular again. WHEE! These are some photos of Barton on the beach in Miami, Florida December 27 because the last two years never happened and wearing a bikini makes you a thing again. The actress spent Christmas in Miami since everyone’s somewhere hot right now fearing the Wook Wook that stalks colder climates.
This is why we can’t have nice things. Katy Perry and Russell Brand had their ass-to-mouth surgery reversed and, to celebrate, they reportedly spent Christmas Day 7,000 miles apart. I mean, you would, wouldn’t you? Perry spent Christmas Day on the beach in Hawaii with friends and not wearing her wedding ring. Whereas Brand reportedly spent his Christmas in a British pub with his friends.
An oddly-chosen photo of Taylor Lautner is used on the fake issue of People, dated January 7, 2012. The hoax special double-issue headline reads: ‘Exclusive: Taylor Lautner OUT & PROUD, tired of rumours, the Twilight star opens up about his decision to finally come out, ‘I’m more liberated and happier than I’ve ever been.” The cover started circulating on Twitter with no one bothering to check People.com to see whether it was real or there was a corroborating report on the actual website, I guess. The Photoshopped cover, with a sidebar from the May 2006 issue and fabricated quotes, has been confirmed as fake with his rep telling GossipCop.com: ‘[It is] absolutely fake [...because he for realsies loves vag].’
Lindsay Lohan is one of the celebrities who can turn up and bless a club with 30-minutes of crack shenanigans in return for a check on New Year’s Eve. For example, this year, Mariah Carey shopped a $500,000 offer to entertain with no takers, Fergie will earn $100,000 for one night, Katy Perry is asking for $250,000, and Kim Kardashian will earn $600,000. And, according to TMZ.com, Lohan has had offers but turned them down because she wants to repair her party girl image and the money wouldn’t be worth it (this girl is so broke she did Playboy then, right after, staged paparazzi photos in Hawaii for $15,000 cash and used a blank script to shield her face from paparazzi upon her return).
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