There are two blind items circulating at the moment that feel rather random and wild, but I’m paying them lip service because of the months of pillow mystery and indecisive due dates. Recently, Beyonce was photographed around NYC looking preggo in the face and neck because eating too much ice cream is the best way to expedite a pillow. She looks rounder, from the neck up. Sometimes she double-stuffs, sometimes not. And she appears to be making up her due-date on the spot, depending on who’s asking. Well, there’s a blind item that could relate to her weight gain. Maybe. Here’s the first blind item: ‘Just a few weeks to go. There’s one problem, though. She was looking too thin to be convincing. Thankfully, she found a solution… It’s called Prednisone. [A] side effect is gaining weight, especially in the face and neck and abdomen. She knew this, because it happened to her before. Last time it was accidental… Now, though, it’s purposeful… She started taking Prednisone a couple of months ago… Fat face and neck coming right up! She not worried, though, because she’s been told that the weight will drop quickly once she tapers down below 10 mg a day. Followed, of course, by claims of how hard she worked to take off the weight.’ That explains the pillow face of mystery. Page Six is chiming in too. Reportedly, Beyonce is due any day now: ’St. Luke’s Hospital was reportedly on high alert last night, piquing suspicion that Beyoncé might give birth there.’ So, her pillow will be FedExed to St Luke’s then she can stop taking her pills and pretend to slim?

Above is a photo taken December 21 on a store’s security camera by staff.