Demi Moore has been caught up in the world’s least scandalous scandal.
Everyone knows at this point, that as a matter of keeping house, all magazine covers get photoshopped. What everyone doesn’t know is that some photoshoppers are fingerless and have to photoshop using only their feet.
Well, at least that’s how Demi Moore’s new cover for W magazine looks and it’s sparked more bemusement than controversy. The actress was digitally altered to give her a smaller waist and a bigger bust, nothing weird there. Did I mention that one of her bothersome hips was photosopped into oblivion? I didn’t? Okay. A drunk ’shopper used their feet to erase one of Moore’s annoying hip bones.
Janet Jackson opened up for an ABC special interview with Robin Roberts.
The Janet Jackson interview with Robin Roberts, In the Spotlight With Robin Roberts, focuses on how the 43-year-old didn’t know the extent of her brother’s heavy drug use, Dr.Conrad Murray being responsible for the homicide, no one in the family knowing about Michael Jackson using Propofol as the world’s most over-engineered sleeping medication, and far more in between.
This is going to be heartbreaking, so I’m going to grab a box of my Sad Sally Tissues before watching. I’ve always had a special place in my heart for Janet Jackson and this will be one of the only Jackson interviews I watch. She’s the only one who says anything that makes any damn sense.
Below are the videos showing the Janet Jackson interview with Robin Roberts.
Kate Moss criticised for repeating motto: Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.
Kate Moss has given people something new to moan about. In an interview with WWD the skinny model explains she enjoys being the size of a rake, and skipping her daily half-grape doesn’t taste as good as exposed hip bones feel.
Her taken-out-of-context use of sarcasm has been criticised by groups in the UK, as they claim it encourages people with anorexia not to eat. Eating disorders are a serious affair of course, but Moss just needs to eat an obligatory Sowwy Bagel and promise never to use sarcasm in print again. There, problem solved.
Carmen Electra is number #34,028 or something to have a sex video leaked. The bored porno-peddlers of the world only make seedy offers to buy a handful of sex tapes at a time. At the moment they’re having to content with sex tapes from Shauna Sand, Carrie Prejean, and an alleged tape from Jennifer Lopez.
It’s as if sex videos can help a woman’s career anymore. I wish these women would wake up and realise it’s not 1999 and that no one is shocked by this.
The footage is said to show Carmen Electra in her smalls and playing up to the cameraman. It’s being labelled as a tacky publicity stunt for some crap she’s promoting. We need to start just lining them up and getting these videos shot by Michael Bay or something. Then at least we could be entertained by Bay’s notorious BOOM BOOMS in the middle of people faking their orgasms.
A further bikini photo and one of her NSFW stills under the cut.
This is the second most heartbreaking news I’ve heard, after I found out that Santa Claus wasn’t real (last week). Liam Gallagher has confirmed to MTV Italy that brother and band-mate Noel Gallagher’s decision to leave in August, after bitter feuding, is permanent. As such, the band is looking for someone who will inevitably be 10% as talented to replace him. The remaining members have formed a new group and are recording together under a new name.
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