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Jessica Alba Felt ‘Objectified & Uncomfortable’

Jessica Alba covers the June 2012 issue of Marie Claire for which she gives an interview about spending the first half of her career in a bikini. The 31-year-old says she spent a lot of her career being ‘objectified’ which made her ‘uncomfortable.’ Which is ‘bulls**t,’ because no one forced her to take those roles and she had on her big girl panties, at 19, in Dark Angel, so she knew the score. In any case, her interview, shoot, and behind-the-scenes video are below.

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Kimye’s Sex Swing Will Gather Dust This Season

Not even at the behest of pimp momager will the bottom b**ch disrobe and take a bubble bath on camera as one half of Kimye. THE POWER OF MONIES COMPELS YOU! Confirming what RadarOnline.com and others have been saying for over a month, Kim Kardashian told E! News about Kanye West’s screen time with a season premiere I think is this weekend: ‘I want to show my life. If we’re having dinner and he does show up, I’m sure we’re not going to go, ‘Stop the cameras!’ [But] I’m not going to be taking a bubble bath and drinking champagne or on a sex swing [on camera] like Khloé and Lamar do. It’s not going to be like that.’

Five photos of Kim Kardashian arriving at LAX in Los Angeles, CA April 15.

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The Choreographer Knows We’re Watching

Casper Smart has been promoted from The Help to Choreographer of All The Things. At least, that’s what Jennifer Lopez told him, to keep him quiet, and happy, before the Enrique Iglesias joint tour. And because Lopez takes The Choreographer everywhere, she brought him to the Hollywood What To Expect When You’re Expecting premiere. During which he was interviewed too, because he’s a ‘get’ now; people are obliged to ask him questions, while gritting their teeth, and wishing the real Choreographer of All The Things would take the red carpet instead. Asked by Access Hollywood how long it took his girlfriend to dress from the bottom the hamper, the 25-year-old replied: ‘How long does it take any girl to get ready?!? She doesn’t take that long.’ Asked how his fashion has changed since he became a ‘get,’ he replied: ‘She has great fashion. It definitely makes me pull up. I have to go a little bit harder, watch what I wear. I can’t walk around in sweats and just chill out clothes. I’ve got to [look] nice.’

Don’t Ask Mariah Carey About Britney Spears

I watched intently, as Britney Spears was carted out in front of a studio audience for the Fox Upfronts presentation to Kashmir by Led Zeppelin. The 31-year-old stood, without swaying, and recited her lines, and nothing went majorly wrong in the 10-seconds during which she spoke. Except, she remained glassy-eyed and zombified. And there’s a distinct chance she’ll sit in abeyance through the auditions and live shows not even risking further scripted platitudes. I’ve included video from the event and you can watch video of her attempt to think on the spot here. You’ll see what I mean. In any case, don’t ask Mariah Carey who, for reasons unknown, was prodded into giving this response: ‘You think I focus on that stuff? Have we met? I love [Britney], honestly. I think she’s a very nice person, but I don’t care who’s going on that show. As long as it’s not me.’

Tom Cruise Would Never Get Plastic Surgery

Tom Cruise covers W Magazine June 2012, for which there’s now an extensive photo shoot although the interview snippets are meager. The 49-year-old tells the magazine of his role in Rock Of Ages: ‘I knew we had to push the sexuality because of the nature of the character and the songs.’ Explaining why he chose a musical, he continues: ’Kate loves musicals. She sings and dances, and we kind of went through the history of musicals together. And Suri loved Hairspray. With kids, you watch everything over and over; I watched Hairspray 15 times with Suri.’ He says his love of music started years ago: ‘You know what? I did the scene from Risky Business around the house. I would sing… and I’d turn the music up. I learned how to dance watching Soul Train. I noticed that if a guy could dance, he’d get a lot of attention and girls would want to dance with him. I worked very hard at imitating those moves.’ And that’s about it, because W spent more time waxing and man-scaping than it did interviewing the actor. But Playboy picked up the slack with its own interview. Not counting the facials or other non-surgical procedures from before John Travolta scared off the help, Cruise tells Playboy he never has and ‘never would’ tweak the face Xenu gave him. The W photo shoot and excerpts from the Playboy interview are below.

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Photos Of Kirsten Dunst & Garrett Hedlund

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  • Kirsten Dunst and boyfriend Garrett Hedlund holding hands [Lainey Gossip]
  • Jay-Z announces he’s pro gay marriage, a.k.a. ‘marriage’ [Hollywood PQ]
  • Did Tom Cruise pick a Scientologist husband for his daughter? [Celeb Edge]
  • Four minutes of The Amazing Spider-Man no one asked for [OMG Blog]
  • Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are only renting in England [Celebitchy]
  • Caca has run out of ideas, is wearing another lame meat dress [Celebuzz]
  • Kim Kardashian doing whatever she can to stalk Beyonce [The Superficial]
  • It’s someone’s job to grab Kate Upton’s butt [Drunken Stepfather: NSFW]
  • If you really squint, you can see through Mila Kunis’ boob window [IDLYITW]
  • John Mayer recalls doing a couple of really ‘dumb interviews’ [Evil Beet]
  • Mug shot: Nora Schweihs of Mob Wives Chicago 2004 DUI arrest [Starcasm]
  • Celebrities who started out on reality television: Beyonce & more [Buzznet]
  • Jason Biggs recreates Time Magazine cover with his wife [Seriously OMG]
  • Christina Aguilera is still dating her random, Matthew Rutler [INF Daily]
  • Tom Cruise explains Scientology; why he sues people [The Celebrity Cafe]
  • Photos: Clive Owen and Mila Kunis on the set of Blood Ties [I Need My Fix]