I guess I was right when I joked that Amanda Bynes absorbed Britney Spears’s old crazy, thus becoming her. Because only weeks after Amanda Bynes was seen in New York City looking like this, Britney Spears was seen in Malibu looking like this. Coincidence?! More photos of Spears in a bikini at a friend’s house, below.
Kim Kardashian is on the covers of magazines but Kim Kardashian doesn’t have time to read magazines. If she did, she would know that In Touch Weekly did NOT say she currently weighed 200 pounds. Instead, ITW opined she might come to weigh 200 lbs nearer the final trimester. So there was really no reason for Kim Kardashian to give her current weight during a recent interview about how she’s subsisting on vegetables because sweets taste like flop sweat when you’re pregnant. Telling Extra she weighs 140 she says, ‘There are maybe two or three covers just this week that say I am 200 pounds. I’m like, ‘You are 60 pounds off here.’ It wouldn’t even bother me if I gained all the weight. And I have the biggest sweet tooth and I love junk food. Being pregnant I don’t like any of it… I’m waiting for the moments when someone’s like let’s go to McDonalds and Taco Bell… that’s not happening for me and I’m kind of sad about it.’
When FedEx delivered a bag of flour in the shape of a baby to the hospital where Beyonce ‘gave birth,’ she took a picture of that bag of flour that somehow had Ashanti’s face and Rihanna’s old hair. But whomever’s kid this is now has Jay-Z’s face because whatever happens after the delivery isn’t on FedEx anymore, it’s on you. Here’s an Instagram photo of Blue Ivy with Blue Ivy’s Mother.
When The Poors try to wish upon a star a puppy dies. But when highfalutin people wish upon Hermes it comes true. For example, some rich person conceived of ‘Poors Doors’ to physically stop undesirable people from coming into their stores and pawing at products everyone knows they cannot afford. And PRESTO! So shall it be. A No-Poors Store that charges $5 for ‘Just looking.’ A Reddit.com user took this photo outside Celiac Supplies, which calls itself ‘Brisbane’s first & only gluten-free grocery store,’ with the headline, ‘When they open tomorrow I’m going to see how many times I can walk in and out without paying the toll,’ referencing the largely unenforceable rule: You come in, you buy. For those who don’t have a seeing-eye-poor, the sign says: ‘As of the first of February, this store will be charging people a $5 fee per person for ‘just looking.’ The $5 fee will be deducted when goods are purchased. Why has this come about? There has been a high volume of people who use this store as a reference and then purchase elsewhere. These people are unaware our prices are almost the same as the other stores, plus we have products simply not available anywhere else. This policy is in line with other clothing, shoe and electronic stores who are also facing the same issue.’
When Lindsay Lohan, Attorney at Law, and Lionel Hutz, Attorney at Law, put their heads together and pool their combined 100 hours of Law and Order on Netflix they make completely amazing decisions. Lohan is only a lawyer, though, not a doctor (although she’s catching up on Grey’s Anatomy). So she’s not really making great decisions when it comes to her health as it pertains to staying alive. For example, this time, Lohan is reportedly drinking heavily again and is stalling on rehab so she can party a bunch more. A source says, ‘Lindsay was adamant that she not be forced to go to rehab until after the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in the Palm Springs area on successive weekends in April. Lindsay LOVES going to the musical festival, and she’s determined to go this year. She didn’t want a little thing like rehab to get in her way of attending. Linds refused to sign off on any deal that would have prevented her from going to Coachella, period. Yes, it’s that important to her, for some strange reason.’
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