In clown car news, Tori Spelling put another baby in her womb only six-weeks after pushing out the last one. I would make a heartless Michelle Duggar joke here, but I’m honestly too dumbfounded; clinging to my ovaries and rocking back and forth. Spelling admits that she’s already in her second trimester of pregnancy, with her fourth baby, despite just giving birth October 10, 2011. The 38-year-old explains how she learned she’d been SURPRISE! preggoed again.
Charlize Theron is on the promotional trail for Snow White & The Huntsman and Prometheus, the former being released first. She’s the Evil Queen in SWATH, in stark contrast to Julia Roberts playing the same role in Basic Snow White: Mirror Mirror. The films are nothing alike, save for both queens suffering Wandering Accent Syndrome. I didn’t hate Mirror Mirror, but then I skipped most of the parts with the dwarves (they were annoying). Mirror Mirror is knowingly cheap-looking and infantile, but then it’s fit for its intended audience. SWATH wants an older audience. It’s darker, and brooding. Theron covers Vogue UK May, with her feet taking up the foreground and her Grace Kelly impression in the background.
Kim Kardashianlanded the cover of Cosmopolitan UK May 2012. The serial urinal cake explains why she’s slept around and been married twice. By her own account, it’s because her soul needs different NBA/ NFL penises at different points in her life. She tells the magazine: ‘I just don’t believe in one soul mate now… I think you have different soul mates throughout your life, that your soul needs different things at different times.’ The rest of her interview is below.
Before boning his boss in return for a $10,000 weekly stipend, this was Casper Smart’s job. Effectively the same job, but this is the kind of job where keeping the costume is your compensation. I just saw this on E! Online who say it’s a 2009 campaign, you can watch it below. The video shows a bunch of adults, led by the help, dressing in bee costumes and crumping to generic dance music.
Apparently, there are ‘persistent’ rumours that Jeremy Renner is gay. Which means little to me, except that he’s popular enough to have become tabloid fodder so the kind of rumours that follow George Clooney and Bruno Mars follow him. Incidentally, Mars was fake-outed by CNN who were spoon-fed fake information by a notorious message board (I read about it yesterday: the board who supplied the fake information about Mars being gay, which he’s not, bragged about pranking CNN on April Fool’s Day). Well, the time has come for Renner to address his own rumours. Speaking to The Hollywood Reporter, he said: ‘I want my personal life to be personal, and it’s not f**king true.’ He continued, impertinent: ‘I don’t care if you’re talking about things that are true, you’re still talking about my personal life. How about I go peek in your window, take what underwear you wore last night, whose husband you were f**king, and shove that in the megaphone throughout your neighborhood? How does that feel?’
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