Rachel McAdams covers Glamour February 2012 in a flood of My Little Pony pink and doodles from a tween’s dream journal (the hearts, really?) Moreover, it’s a February cover that feels a little prematurely Spring/ Summer with what almost looks like a beach outfit. Well, this is Glamour’s attempt at standing out on a newsstand full of season-appropriate covers. McAdams’ interview is below, she needs to namedrop a lot to seem interesting but it’s sort of worth the read.
Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey have been in Aspen since the holidays/ NYE. However, they’re stuck there longer than planned after Cannon became ill with kidney failure. His wife stayed by his side, tweeted for sympathy, crammed herself on top of him in his hospital bed, and demoted kidney failure from ‘ZOMG’ to ‘mild’ so it wouldn’t distract from her martyr act. Carey shared this photo on her website, it’s Cannon in bed hooked up to a bunch of monitors, along with the caption: ‘This is us in the hospital… role reversal. Last year it was me attached to the machines (after having dembabies) and Nick was there with me through it, and now here we are. We’re trying to be as festive as possible under the circumstances but please keep Nick in your thoughts because this is very painful. They tried to kick me out of the hospital but here I am pon de bed with Mr. C. We’re doing OK but we’re ‘straaaaaanded in Aspen.’ #DramaticDivaPlace (I know, we could be in a lot worse places) but the truth is as long as we’re together, we’re OK. I’m not trying to make light out of the situation because it’s a serious moment that’s very tough on all of us so please keep us and our family in your prayers. LYM.’ ‘Stranded’ in the land of the over-caffeinated 1%. She’s laying next to him and, honestly, he looks less-than-impressed. But she’s nursing him back to health. She’s, like, the prettiest doctor ever. She cured ‘mild’ kidney failure while wearing checked pants and no make-up. IT’S A MIRACLE.
Demi Moore’s bones cover Harper’s Bazaar February 2012 since they’re in denial and fishing for compliments between the glossy pages. All I have to say is, ‘Lose three pounds, bones, fat is for fatties.’ Oddly, after filing for divorce only weeks ago, this interview seems to be mostly about her body image and the divorce diet that had the same effect on her as it did Eva Longoria. Moore told the magazine: ‘I have a love-hate relationship with my body [sometimes I feel] my body’s betraying me.’ There’s a little more depth to the rest of the interview, a conversation with Amanda de Cadenet, which can be found below.
I was just catching up on Celebitchy.com when I found this story, so, yeah, sorry for sharing two Kardashian stories back-to-back. According to Page Six, the Kardashians ‘are close to landing a deal with American Media Inc., which owns Star, The National Enquirer [Shape and RadarOnline]… to launch a glossy dedicated to the family.’ Because it’s 2007 and the family is not multiple splits, chirren, and a divorce into its ‘story.’ Pimp momager’s pimp game is sliding. She won’t even be editor-in-chief, just a backseat editor barking orders at people. ‘This is a Kardashian idea. They have been reaching out to several media outlets,’ a source says of the magazine that could launch as early as Spring. AMI is the same company that launched the reality star glossy tabloid recently, Reality Weekly. Basically, this’ll be a glorified fanzine with filler and shills. A tabloid source sniped: ‘Now the Kardashians can spin their own stories in print.’
Paris Hilton found another job. So, she’s still employable after being pimp-gamed out of her own career by her former sidekick, Kim Kardashian. Hilton is only posing for random covers at the moment, like Vanity Fair Spain and now FHM UK. It’s like she was banished from the American market, or it’s an admission she can’t sell covers there anymore. She’s not really doing anything right now; she’s not dating anyone worth mentioning, her latest reality show was cancelled, she can’t sell covers the way she used to, she can’t sell/ shill product the way she used to. She’s the runner-up; she’s filler. And here’s some more filler since I didn’t want to waste this cover (the interview’s her sucking up to the princes).
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