Here’s Jessica Alba heading into her Santa Monica, CA office wearing yoga pants and a laundry day tee. Proving I’m not the only one who doesn’t have to wear real pants to work. Really, people still wear dress pants? Five photos below.
The Help Is Still Babysitting His Girlfriend’s Kids
Because a $520,000-yearly stipend comes with strings, Casper Smart is obliged to babysit the twins to whom he was introduced the day Jennifer Lopez hired him as her boyfriend. These are photos of Lopez and Smart around The Grove in Los Angeles yesterday, where Lopez took her babies to get photos taken with the Easter Bunny because babies don’t know it’s really Jesus under that costume.
In other news, they’re playing bondage, orgy games in her just-released video.
Does Slowphries Have Good Bone Structure?
I saw previews of this shoot in In Touch Weekly, but here are the actual photos from WESTEAST Magazine. I don’t know what to make of these, but at least dude’s mouth isn’t open in the TOO CLOSE close-ups. The photos were released the day estranged wife Kim Kardashian started whoring a new f**kship with better matched Kanye West in what may be a stunt to promote West’s new single (including a walk of shame from West’s house the following morning). It’s rumoured that Kardashian and West have been casually sleeping together starting at least 2010 according to Amber Rose, who says there was cheating. And the tabloids say Kardashian cheated on Humphries with West, just like she cheated on first husband Damon Thomas with Ray J. More of Humphries’ shoot below.
LINKS FROM AROUND THE WEB
- Jennifer Lopez's Boobs Are Sagging? - Lainey Gossip
- Another Look At Taylor Swift Implants - Hollywood PQ
- Kristen Stewart Cross-dressing In Elle - Buzznet
- Britney Spears Could Also Use A Bra - Lainey Gossip
- I Can See Through Rihanna's Skirt - The Superficial
- Miley Cyrus Weight Loss Gone Too Far? - Buzznet
- Well-Endowed Michael Fassbender - Lainey Gossip
- Kanye Doing Kim Kardashian Diss Album? - Rumor Fix
At Least Miley Cyrus Wore A Bra This Time
Admitted fan of letting them hang until they sag to her bellybutton, here’s Miley Cyrus leaving Windsor Pilates in West Hollywood, CA. Cyrus has been photographed at the gym every few days through March/ April, heavy on the pilates and heavier on the belly shirts. She’s been losing a lot of weight lately too, most apparent in recent bikini photos. Although these photos taken yesterday make it clear she’s skinnier still. She’s getting really, really slim. And during her routines at least, in lieu of a sports bra, she’s wearing laundry day’s finest which is sticking out of her shirt. 10 photos of Cyrus after her workout.
Selena Gomez & Justin Bieber Beach Romance
- Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber eating on the beach [Lainey Gossip]
- Does Kim Kardashian have kind of gross feet? [Drunken Stepfather: NSFW]
- Demi Lovato still possessive about ex, Wilmer Valderrama [Celebuzz]
- Katy Perry’s stupid hair, matching dress covers Teen Vogue [Buzznet]
- Kim Kardashian was cheating on Kris Humphries too [The Superficial]
- Enquirer: Angelina Jolie’s eldest in love with Jennifer Aniston [Celebitchy]
- Tabloids: Kardashian sisters ‘abandoned’ by their men [Hollywoodite]
- Jennifer Love Hewitt wants your attention, with boobs perky [IDLYITW]
- Madonna wants to kiss new, heavily-medicated Britney Spears [Celeb Edge]
- Nadya Suleman thinks she’s an inspiration to other bum moms [Evil Beet]
- Beyonce’s internet debut: new website and adorable Tumblr [Starcasm]
- Trailer: Oliver Stone’s Savages with Blake Lively trying to act [SOMG]
- Mary J. Blige defends slumming, racist commercial [Celebrity Smack]
- Did Maje really name a dress after Zoolander‘s Mugatu? [Fashionista]
- Jennifer Lopez letting f**kpiece babysit her twins again [I Need My Fix]
- Kim Kardashian and Kanye West posing to promote his single [INF Daily]
- Really, reality stars are still disrobing on the Internet? [Tabloid Prodigy]
- The cast of Titanic 3D don’t care about Titanic 3D [The Celebrity Cafe]
Kanye West: I Fell In Love With Kim Kardashian
In news that will shock no one who realises they already slept together, and two of this week’s tabloid covers speculated exactly this, it appears the relationship that will spawn 1,000 sex tapes and d**k pictures is GO! GO! GO! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are reportedly official and have been for a little while now, according to TMZ.com who have photos of the new couple exiting a New York City theater where they watched The Hunger Games last night. Kardashian denied the relationship only weeks ago, joking: ‘I think I’m still married.’ But her sister said the 31-year-old and West tried to date but couldn’t work out their schedules. This week’s tabloids said Kris Humphries suspected cheating and wanted to subpoena texts/ emails to prove it, and Star named West as the lover with whom Kardashian cheated even before the wedding. And now the couple is out together in New York City. More telling, West wrote a damn song declaring he’s ‘in love’ with urinal cakes. Boasting that he could have had Humphries fired from Jay-Z-owned team the NJ Nets. From his new song Theraflu, West writes: ‘And I admit I fell in love with Kim… ‘Round the same time she fell in love with him… That’s cool, babygirl, do your thing… Lucky I ain’t had Jay drop him from the team.’ Only today was Kardashian’s lie-filled Cosmopolitan UK interview released in which she said: ‘I’m not even close to dating again [but] I do believe in love.’
