The magazine seems to have Photoshopped at least one Boom out of Uncle Terry’s Boom Boom Room, but Beyonce is still posing like this on the cover of British Vogue on which someone also seems to have Photoshopped away her boobs. Asked whether she considers herself a feminist, she says this: ‘ That word can be very extreme… But I guess I am a modern-day feminist. I do believe in equality. Why do you have to choose what type of woman you are? Why do you have to label yourself anything? I’m just a woman and I love being a woman.’
Starring in a movie named after a TMZ.com headline, here’s Emma Watson as Nicki in The Bling Ring which might just be the stupidest title ever. This is her cover for British GQ May 2013 on which she’s wearing an updated version of Julia Roberts’ dress from Pretty Woman in a photo that looks like a reject Starbucks ad shot in Uncle Terry’s Boom Boom Room.
Since you’re pretty much living by your own set of rules at the point you’re an internationally recognised escort at the age of 26, Lindsay Lohan is not even abiding by the same timezone as anyone else anymore. With the timezone in her head apparently being seven hours different from everyone else’s. According to RumorFix.com, Lohan kept Entertainment Tonight waiting for seven hours on the set of Anger Management and then refused to do an interview at all. In addition, co-star Charlie Sheen waited two hours for Lohan to come out of her trailer and still covered for her by claiming the actress had an ‘earache.’
Because Mariah Carey’s children are being raised by the guy who sometimes holds her purse, Mariah Carey has a lot of time on her hands to celebrate being Mariah Carey. And because she’s basically the Easter Bunny in her own mind the remaining 364 days of the year, here’s Carey celebrating herself on the day everyone else celebrated Easter.
As the only things that really got hurt the night Chris Brown nearly beat Rihanna to death were his fists and his fee-fees, he says he has learned it’s wrong to beat the living s**t out of someone. And it’s still wrong even if you’re dating that someone. Having faced no consequences in his personal nor professional life, still dating the woman he beat, and having basically cheating the justice system, Brown claims he nearly ‘lost it all’. He says of counselling, ‘I think it is just proving myself once again and me being a man. Knowing what I did was wrong and never doing it again. As far as [Rihanna] and I are concerned, she knows my heart and I know her heart. I am not really focused on the negative, everything is positive for me. I did my 52 weeks of couselling and learned it was absolutely wrong.’ Also, pretending the subsequent violent outbursts never happened, he continues, ’It was domestic violence counselling. A 52 week program. Every Monday in Virginia, I remember going, sitting in there thinking ‘Why did I do what I did?’ I really just wanted to get help.’ Finally, because you’re a Debbie Downer for telling the truth so he doesn’t have to, he adds, ’I am moving forward, positively. I think for me it is about proving myself to my fans and for me my fans have been my number one support,’ he said. ’The naysayers are going to have their opinion. Anything I do… It’s not going to be ‘Chris is the greatest.’ So I am not going to focus my life on pleasing those people. The only thing I can do is please my family, myself and please [Rihanna] and my fans.’
