LeAnn Rimes is still in Maui where she’s taken to binding her bones in dental floss to stop them rattling. The singer and her husband are on an extended New Year’s vacation in Maui after spending the holidays in Aspen with his chirren. But now they’re chirren-free so Slow Draper can inspect his half-naked wife’s taint in broad daylight whenever he wants (I’m not kidding, thanks for the tip Pierre). Since it’s going to become laborious otherwise, I’m just going to loosely narrate the photos in the gallery that illustrate how Rimes spent her weekend: She spent Friday barefoot in the same bathroom as before, during which time she exploited a random’s baby for a posey photo op; Rimes spent Saturday drinking at the beach, after which she played some rather drunken Bocce ball.
UPDATE: Thanks reader Kurt on FB for pointing out Rimes’ Twitter fap on the subject. Although it’s well-established she’s an attention whore who probably calls the paps herself for profit, the singer went on Twitter to complain about the cameras in Maui: ‘Would love to jump in the ocean w/o peeps around with cameras. #nothappening… I’d love to have a few private moments.’ In response to questions about the random baby, she replied: ‘thx that was two sweet women who asked me to take pics with their babies….not our friend’s.’ When called out by technically-correct people who commented on the presence of the cameras: ‘Then fire your publicist,’ Rimes replied: ‘what? Has NADA to do with it.’ Yes, Rimes. Yes it does. Another person sniped ‘If you really don’t want the media there, stop telling them where you are,’ to which Rimes replied, ‘I didn’t…!’
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