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Confirmed: Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Engaged

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are engaged. THR claims the exclusive. A Beverly Hills jeweller is taking credit for the ring Jolie wore Wednesday at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art’s Chinese Galleries that took a year to design.

A rep for jeweller Robert Procop told THR: ‘Yes, Robert Procop did indeed design an engagement ring for Angelina Jolie, designed in collaboration with Brad Pitt… Working closely with Brad Pitt to realize the star’s vision for the ring, Robert Procop was able to source a diamond of the finest quality which was then transformed using Pitt’s unique designs, cut with distinctive faceting to a shape and size that perfectly suits Angelina’s long, slender fingers. Throughout, Brad Pitt remained heavily involved, overseeing every aspect of the creative design process from the perfect cut of the diamond centerpiece, an elongated tablet shape, to the finishing touches such as the mounting of a galaxy of smaller stones which are graduated in size and faceted to match, adding a crowning lustre to the ring. The full creative journey, from conception to completion, took a year, with Brad Pitt waiting until the perfect moment to unveil this jewel.’

Pitt’s manager confirmed to the Associated Press. Adding that while no wedding date has been set ‘at this time’ the engagement is ‘a promise for the future.’

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Kris Jenner Is Obviously ‘Thrilled’ About Kimye

In news that will shock no one who knows pimps gon’ pimp, it’s reported that Kris Jenner is overcome with emotion at the thought of the portmanteau and spin-off potential of Kim Kardashian’s union with Kanye West. Because West gets the pimp game, and because there’s no shame in Kardashian’s game, it’s reported that this is a laboured stunt to prop his record sales and her viewer numbers for the upcoming season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Not that the morality of faking a relationship matters because MONIES and because pimp hand is law: ‘[Her mom] is thrilled about Kim’s new romance with Kanye. She loves that they’re together and thinks Kanye is a huge step up for Kim after her marriage to Kris Humphries. Dating Kanye puts Kim in a whole new stratosphere. Kris [Humphries] was just a basketball player making a few million dollars a year, but Kanye is a world-wide multi-millionaire superstar. His money and fame are all going to benefit Kim now and she’s going to have all the perks of being his girlfriend. Kris Jenner… wants to make sure she maximizes all the attention Kim is going to get, as well as the financial opportunities this are going to open up.’

Britney Spears X Factor Deal May Fall Through

Britney Spears could still be replaced as a potential X Factor judge. A source tells X17Online.com: ‘Things may not be as advanced as everyone is assuming. These things take along time. Anything can happen.’ About which I’m only reporting because it jives with the claims of sources for RadarOnline.com. Apparently, it was Cowell’s idea for Jason Trawick to become the singer’s co-conservator, because assurances were needed that she would complete the job (moreover, it’s reported Spears asked that Trawick accompany her on set every day). The source claims: ‘Simon is very excited about Britney joining the show. However, it’s important to remember that she is still under a conservatorship and the last thing her father wants to do is be on the set for hours at a time. Jamie has conservatorship of Britney’s finances and personal life. Jamie just isn’t comfortable in that world but her fiancé, Jason Trawick is, because he is a respected Hollywood agent. Simon and Britney’s camp agreed it would be a good idea to have Jason petition the court to become a co-conservator of Britney’s personal life but he isn’t seeking to get involved in her finances. Jason is also very excited for Britney to join the show. There were also insurance complications because Britney is under a conservatorship, but those issues have been worked out because it’s expected that the judge will grant the petition.’

Apparently Zac Efron Has Seen A Bra Before

Still trying hard to prove that he’s had sex before, with a woman, that would have required that condom that fell out on the red carpet were he not saving it for Nicole Kidman, here’s Zac Efron unhooking a bra while inane hosts squeal with excitement. Bra masterclass starts at 1:30: ‘You just pinch, and slide.’

We’ve Already Seen Anne Hathaway’s Costume

There was a costume reveal yesterday that I ignored because I’m pretty sure we’ve already seen the budget costume and its sad ears in earlier promotional photos released by the studio. As such, I was all ‘Huh?’ when people started love-vomming all over my feeds about how excited they were to see the costume as though we didn’t see this ears and all back in September (and the incomplete costume back in August). Well, I’m arbitrarily adding this as Friday filler because I can’t be expected to trawl for stories when I’m otherwise occupied working out where the heck my week went (I wish I were joking, I was literally like ‘WAIT!? Did I lose a day?!’). Well, here’s the studio’s first proper promotional photo of Hathaway in full costume. Although it’s going to be interesting watching her sell Catwoman bald as Fantine from Les Miserables. In addition, see below for her and Christian Bale’s joint Entertainment Weekly cover and an explanation from co-star Tom Hardy why you’re going to pay to suffer Bane’s mouth-breathing.

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Jessica Simpson Loves Being This Pregnant

In a statement that requires a suspension of disbelief because I have it on good authority Jessica Simpson is pregnant with a toddler, her stylist friend Ken Paves tells Us Weekly the singer is loving the final month of her pregnancy. By which I assume Paves means she’s loving backache and preggo ‘Swamp-a$$.’ Asked whether the kid would be taller than him at birth, Paves was all like ‘Nah, definitely probably not.’ Asked how Simpson was dealing with possibly never giving birth or delivering at Christmas, Paves embellished: ‘She’s [doing] amazing. This is so perfect for her. She’s just loving this moment now. Jessica glows all the time. [She's] as happy as can be!’ Earlier, Simpson explained why she only recently acquiesced to wearing flats despite the risks those eight-inch heels posed to her health in the final trimester: ‘This little lady in my belly throws off my balance,’ Simpson said. ‘I’m flat-footed, so cute flats and ballet slippers are comical on my feet. I actually had to train myself to walk in [flip-flops]!’