Since the grocery store self-checkout is like the water cooler for people without a real job, Britney Spears has decided to become grocery store official with the random whose credit history and background check indicate he’s stable enough to be her new ‘boyfriend.’
Kim Kardashian wrote an open letter stating you can kiss her couch ass if you don’t like her hiding in plain sight as the first couch you ever had sex on. Only to immediately rummage through her eldest sister’s maternity clothes because nothing in her own wardrobe fit anymore. And apparently she really was hiding a whole other person under yesterday’s maternity dress because this is what she looks like when she’s wearing her old clothes. Clearly having left the fetus at home with a nanny to really get a jump on things, here’s Kardashian getting Mexican food with her family on Thursday. More photos of Kardashian are below.
Mad Men is about to come back in a few days. Which means you’ll be able to examine the stitching on Christina Hendricks’ dirty pillows on your 60 inch television screen or in 3D if that’s how you get down. Until then you can squint at the stitching on her dirty pillows on your iPhone because here they are on the cover of FLARE Magazine May 2013 where apparently their vision is based on movement so you should probably stop fidgeting and looking right at them.
According to family who went to the tabloids instead of going to Amanda Bynes directly, the 27-year-old is becoming increasingly erratic. In Touch spoke to Bynes’ parents late March, when they said ‘She’s completely resisting any help that her family wants to give her.’ And Bynes is probably about to be homeless again because she’s weirding out guests at her hotel just like she did residents in her old apartment building. A source says ’She’d come down to the lobby wearing a different wig each day [and one time someone] found her curled up in the corner of the gym smoking… with no pants on!’ And a local salon owner claims Bynes may be a ‘retired millionaire’ but she has bad credit. Her card was declined a week ago while getting a blowout. She came in to the NYC salon, spent 15 minutes in the bathroom, refused to take off her sunglasses while her hair was washed and then ‘ran out on her bill’. The manager adds, ’She had bad extensions and we were working around her sunglasses and extensions. We ran her credit card twice and it was declined. She was also trying to buy some hairspray too. Then she bolted on us, and took the hairspray with her!’
EDIT: A few hours ago, Bynes told the Internet she has an eating disorder.
I’m suing certain blogs and magazines saying I have a mental illness! They take pictures anytime I’ve gained weight then write a fake story!
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) April 5, 2013
I have an eating disorder so I have a hard time staying thin.
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) April 5, 2013
They write a news article about every tweet I write and I hate the pictures they choose. They repeat what I tweet then add a bad photo.
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) April 5, 2013
Only use photos from my twitter when writing an article about me.
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) April 5, 2013
I don’t read articles written about me unless I give an interview for a magazine. They’re fake! Don’t trust what u read on sites!
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) April 5, 2013
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Kim Kardashian finally told everyone to kiss her couch ass if they didn’t like what she’s wearing. Only to go out and purchase maternity clothes because nothing else fit. And I guess this is what happens when you unzip a leather couch and cram the couch cushions into an actual maternity dress. This is… better?
Photos of Kardashian getting frogurt with her stepbrother and sister-in-law.
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